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“ Ya got no idea jus’ how friggin adorable ya look restin’ yer head on my thighs, ya goober . . . But I feel you’d look even cuter with a collar or sum’ like fat—cuz Y’know, I kinda consider ya as my pet now . . . ACTUALLY a cowbell would look cuter on ya ! ”
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Genuinely need more people that embrace the 'Masochist' part of this account.
He wants bad-ends.
Cum inflation.
Objectifying.
Humiliation.
I like when people treat him in such a way rather than trying to 'wife' him up.
Look, she knows that you like her ass, but it's right there... Can't you give it a little attention?!
It's been drooling and twitching like crazy, it's cruel to ignore it when she's like this!
// I will never understand the hype around calling a woman 'Mommy', honestly.
I don't really mind playing into it if someone enjoys it (and I enjoy them), but I feel like there are so many more pet names/words that feel sexier and more flattering than Mommy?
Am I out of touch?
Meanwhile Sazza is the kind of goblin who lets it all just hang out even in a crowded tavern!
Making the whole place reek like goblin 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐊 and 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓...and making all the womenfolk drool from both ends.