Cormac Canny

[Cormac Canny @CannyCormac]

@thebadgemanshop Are these for sale? Just wondering because I can’t find them on your website.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@mucker1984 Nope. I think I got it right.

[Noel Furlong @19YearNoel]

I preferred it when we used to eat inside and shite outside.
Now it’s the other way round.

[formula_news @formulanews44]

@Max33Verstappen How to win a race by Lewis Hamilton :

Step 1 - Crash into your championship rival at 300km/h.

Step 2 - Repair your car under Red Flag.

Step 3 - Take a mickey mouse 10s penalty.

Step 4 - Benefit from team orders.

Step 5 - Win a race against a midfield Ferrari.

Great win.

[Noel Furlong @19YearNoel]

Got so desperate, I hired a prostitute. €50 an hour to get her to puck the ball back to me.

[Mark Naughton @marknaughton0]

You’d feel sorry for the poor fuckers who spent all year coming up with what was going to be on the LC papers only to see it all go up in flames🤣🤣

[Mark Naughton @marknaughton0]

Leaving cert gonna be replaced with a nationwide game of kahoot. Heard Ben Dover and NE14ABJ are favorites to get maximum points.

[Mark Naughton @marknaughton0]

I’m surely not the only one that wants the LC cancelled just for the fact I can’t really be arsed to do it

[Mark Naughton @marknaughton0]

No football, pubs closed, summer gone, LC in July, people who wouldn’t get over 5 in the beep test in PE suddenly become olympians and now young lads eating raw eggs on their instagram stories. I’m going bed wake me up when this is over.

[Mark Naughton @marknaughton0]

I’d gladly donate my confirmation and communion money to any charity than have to run 5k.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A big game away from home.
The scores are still level in a tense first half.
Chelsea are on the attack.

And our CB does this 🤯

@EricBailly24 ♥️

[Cormac Canny @CannyCormac]

@DanielGuinan4 @FootyHumour @KlaudiuszMatcza @DanielGuinan4 omg😂

[ManUtdMindset @ManUtdMindset]

Enough is enough
#GlazersOut

[MR @MarcusRashford]

On the pitch or not, @ManUtd fans don’t get much bigger than me.

You best believe I'll be involved in team meetings, team huddles and team sessions throughout this recovery 💪🏿

[Aaron Wan-Bissaka @awbissaka]

More like it 🕸🔴 #AWB

[Cormac Canny @CannyCormac]

@ManUtdMindset @KlaudiuszMatcza 👀

[Cormac Canny @CannyCormac]

@ManUtdMindset Virgil Van Mike