Canon Gehrmann

My parents named me after a camera Bc I’m picture perfect

[Canon Gehrmann @CanonGehrmann]

Roman noodles take 5-7 business days to cool down.

[Canon Gehrmann @CanonGehrmann]

Nobody better nominate me for any pushups

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I wish when you have to make a hard decision you could take your heart out of it so you can think with your head.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

4 years ago, Kanye West plugged his phone in at MSG and introduced the world to ‘The Life of Pablo.’ 🔥🔥

[Booty Call 📞 @BootyCabal]

That had to hurt!

[Canon Gehrmann @CanonGehrmann]

Should be able to unadd yourself from peoples private story’s so you don’t gotta go around hurting feelings.

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Snowboarders are just cold weather surfer dudes.

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If your a catholic and you walk into a church and the priest starts singing everything you better get comfortable bc you not goin nowhere for at least an hour an a half.

[SFA Delts @SFA_Delts]

Congrats to @SFA_MBB for not only beating the #1 team in the country, but for also letting the world know what our school is about.

[Canon Gehrmann @CanonGehrmann]

Tellin my kids these were my best friends.