mtgcatstan

Queer, NB, Jewish, Gamer - he/they, super gay, tweets about magic, writing, nerd stuff hooray

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Tale as old as time
Control is the OP
They keep their first hand
I play a tap land
Unnecessarily
I play a mana dork
Small, to say the least
If I can dodge some burn
With any luck next turn
I’ll jam my Questing Beast

Should I keep going?

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

I always am saying this

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Where were you when I was in 8th grade deep in the Wikipedia entry for the Triangular theory of love

[effortless and soulful pimp @funko_wop]

If you’re really fucked up over someone and you discover the term “limerence” it’s completely over for you. Genuine cognitohazard for anyone with poor emotional regulation skills and a maladaptive attachment style. One of the closest things we have to a real-life madness rune

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Most of my relationship attachment issues can be traced back to teenage me imprinting upon Michael Novotny’s unrequited love for childhood friend turned peak toxic male Brian Kinney

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

The Magus Sisters when you tell them to fight Braska’s Final Aeon

[Quartz @Ororosruby]

Body do wienerschnitzel

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Someone tried to say Call Me Maybe / CRJ was trash … and the Carly Rae shooters rose to the occasion! Speak the gospel brothers and sisters!

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine - very very unwell cause’ I want all the cats

[McKenzie Atwood @MKatwood]

Been seeing a lotta crashouts about this and BELIEVE ME I get it, it's totally valid to be very disillusioned by the state of the animation industry

But also just a little push back on the doom:

Your life and career are not over just because you're not 24 in the 90s!!!

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Love the incidental cat presence on Strixhaven - this one seems like it could have legs!

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

Normally I’d blame “male scientists” for this, but I guess I have to blame “virgin scientists” for this one.

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

I know it’s a bee, but Beedrill is spiritually a wasp

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 51st birthday to the talented DeeDee Magno Hall.

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@Ezequiel__Hips Explaining hypothetical television to a nothing burger salesman: “imagine there’s a show with no characters”

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@daramgaria THANK YOU

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@esjesjesj I misread this as “Henry Cavill is what happens when you’ve been on birth control for 10 years” as if birth control makes babies grow into hotter people and like… that may still be true?

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@MKatwood Fantastic McKenzie!!

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@mlmsociety @deepdishdabi Who are Neji Hyuga and Rock Lee but he/him lesbians

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

*Chris Fleming doing the grad school shuffle voice*

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

the best indian food i've had in the last year was in darien, ct

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@esjesjesj @PubWanghaf Bugs bunny ass energy

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@caro_irl I’m beginning to believe the pipeline should be Prerelease-Draft-Brawl (!)-more draft-some constructed format (pick one!)-and then commander. Hard agree that draft is essential to learning Magic fundamentals. You burn off some of the pack cracking madness and learn a LOT

[mtgcatstan @CanonizerA]

@GenePark The first Strand type weather