Cedo 🦅

Forex trader📉📈Pharmaceutical guy @qcil_uganda2🥼🧪, City die hard💙

[Cedo 🦅 @Canterkaras]

Do girls still need flowers or do I gotta buy weed?

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🆕#️⃣3️⃣2️⃣

[😎 @_chrisishim]

Georgina

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City reach agreement with Palmeiras to sign Allan Elias. Deal for 22yo #Palmeiras winger worth €37.5m fixed + €2.5m add-ons. Contract length for Brazilian in process of being finalised before #MCFC move as Savinho replacement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/snM3eZzTzQ

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🩵🤍 BREAKING: Manchester City reach verbal agreement with Palmeiras for Allan, here we go!

New winger incoming for Enzo Maresca for fee worth €40m fixed plus add-ons.

Documents being exchanged right now between clubs, Allan will join #MCFC. 🇧🇷

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

half my aura is just basic manners

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Get in! 🙌

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ BREAKING: Ayyoub Bouaddi to Manchester City, here we go! Deal agreed club to club.

Fee to reach €100m package with add-ons, as @FabriceHawkins reports. Green light from Lille to the sale.

Bouaddi agreed terms with City in July and now set to join #MCFC project.

[ramado 🇲🇽🇨🇴 @TAT1SSZN]

Congolese man wearing a jersey that says visit Rwanda 😭😭😭

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

I just met someone who is 49 hours into a 48 hours deodorant.

[jäff @abrabor_]

It’s because they’re playing against Real Madrid defenders

[Norrin Radd @Nnamdi_m1]

This the funniest thing I’ve seen, ever 😂

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

What people don't know is HIV is the laziest of all viruses.
If not for how smart it is by hiding inside the cell and being impossible to eradicate.
HIV is lame.
HIV doesn't actually do anything to kill you. It simply takes away your ability to fight infection.
If you take your drugs regularly, HIV becomes an harmless infection.
But you see diabetes, cancer or hepatitis.
Those things actually work day and night just like Tinubu with the intention of seeing your demise.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

A personal message from Rodri.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

'as fuck' is the most versatile unit of measurement.

[kay?¿ @EA___Paakwasi]

Ngl, even the cleanest of them all taste like
Liquified Aluminum and stainless steel

[Big T @e_buk_a]

When the desired is not available, the available becomes desired

[Geno Eric @genoeric1]

Rattle snakes.

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[Central da Copa @CentralDaCopa26]

a gente reclama muito do FIFA mas olha o que o PES virou...

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Dating a white girl is cool until its you vs. the state of virginia