Cantonius Maximus

WSU Alum, My Mom thinks I’m funny

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You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about @gianniandkyle

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@Signationn THIS WAS AMAZING, I need to call my mom

[Meteorologist Sigmund Seroka @siggyserokatv]

i enjoy doing weather

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@Nick_Blowbe2 @Signationn Let him speak he might be on to something....

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@ZachAndersTV

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@ScubaSteve85_

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@ScubaSteve85_ *spiderman

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@reasonc_ More avatar tweets please

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@andyh_22 @r_hougie Couldn’t have said it better myself

[Andy @andyh_22]

@r_hougie This is a platform I can get behind!

[Butch T. Cougar @ButchTCougar]

PAC-12, I am your father 💫 #gocougs #letsroll #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Cantonius Maximus @CantonBurleson]

@Signationn @DojaCat Yo Siggy it’s not as flashy as you taking people out on your yacht but thanks for always being there for everyone your a genuine dude and even though you did pay for my brothers heart surgery it means more that you spend time with us! 😭

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@ZachAndersTV

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@r_hougie They just don’t understand 🙄

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@r_hougie They’re not ridiculous!

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@UncleDaws Your not gonna believe this, but what if I told you all you have to do is eat some food then wait a bit??

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@Signationn Don’t

[Cantonius Maximus @CantonBurleson]

A man of culture as well

[Andy @andyh_22]

Eating chicken nuggets on this Thursday night

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

One of Shakira's hips doesn't lie, but the other hip never tells the truth. You can only ask them one question.