KLutz

Smooooooth Operator

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

BREAKING 🚨: Scientists have discovered a hidden web of fungus beneath Earth's surface stretching 110 quadrillion kilometers — long enough to reach the Sun nearly a BILLION times.

It's like the Astrophage from Project Hail Mary… except it was under our feet the whole time.

[Nico Lagan @RealNicoLagan]

Social media ban = digital ID

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

Im surprised Yvan of the Yukon doesn’t get it

[Riley Donovan @valdombre]

Liberal MP Yvan Baker is unsure why there is a hostile response from Canadians to his bill to designate July as Somali Heritage Month:

"I have to look into it more before I can really determine what the cause of that reaction is"

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

@FLEXjss Wish I knew where you were talking about
Is Mac’s Milk still around since that’s more believable

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

I yell at my kids well

I don’t need the Canadian government to ban them from anything

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

I love green and my phat liver

[CN Tower / Tour CN @TourCNTower]

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit green for Global Fatty Liver Day

Ce soir, la #TourCN sera illuminée en vert pour la Journée mondiale du foie gras

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

Unless it’s the city of Toronto scalping FIFA tickets

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

The rules are clear and so are the consequences: The days of scalpers ripping people off in Ontario are done.

https://t.co/WIlyiuc4v9

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

Canada proposing banning "social media services" to children 16 and under.

Social media is so toxic to developing minds, they must be shielded from its indoctrinating effects.

But they can consent to a Covid jab without parental consent.

They can "change their genders" and parents must affirm.

They can be exposed to trans and drag queen book reading.

Oh yeah, and this has nothing to do with protecting kids, but rather regulating and gathering data on the adults, who will now have to prove their age to access "social media services".

Canada.

Mutilates children.

Euthanizes its citizens.

Blocks news outlets.

Criminalizes speech.

Freezes bank accounts.

Jails political dissidents.

And now wants to "regulate" "social media services".

A perfect combination of 1930's Germany and modern-day North Korea and China.

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

I could get behind Somalian fraud month

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

July could officially become Somali Heritage Month across Canada.

A new private member’s bill has been introduced that would make it happen if passed by Parliament. 🇨🇦🇸🇴

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

Used to be $10

[Anti-Boomer @mapleblooded]

$25 for 8 angus beef hamburgers with no weird ingredients.

This country is unrecognizable.

How is anyone surviving?

[🇨🇦Unacceptable Canadian Girl🇨🇦 @AreOhEssEyeEe]

@BlueJays @TD_Canada @FifeHouse @fortechorus @MLB @Sportsnet @baseballcanada @JaysCare No one was every denied entry to your ballpark based on their sexual preferences.

BUT I am old enoigh to remember when the unvaccinated were denied entry to your ballpark.

[Cullen McDonald @mcdonald_cullen]

@goddek Always trying to "trick" God... 🤦

[Ian Prittie 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇷🇺 @thereds8]

Only in Toronto could the city use tax dollars to undertake a World Cup ticket scalping operation in direct violation of provincial law, and take a bath on the investment

I couldn’t make it up if I tried

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

These use to be 50 cents

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Frozen juice concentrate is making a comeback in Canada, with Loblaw bringing back six new No Name flavours: White Lemonade, Pink Lemonade, Limeade, Grape Punch, Fruit Punch and Berry Punch.

The products will roll out later this month at Loblaw-owned stores nationwide, with starting prices around $2.25 per container.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is the wildest World Cup story yet. If someone in Toronto sells a ticket above face value they get fined $25,000 yet the city of Toronto bought 3,500 World Cup tickets early and then sold them to taxpayers at a markup as a “revenue generation strategy.” What the hell man.

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

@OneinaGarillion @OPlz @ClumpDigger @pansexualDBZfan Oh the sunburst got you on this one

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

@OneinaGarillion @OPlz @ClumpDigger @pansexualDBZfan You’re ahead of the times Timesman

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

@ProducerDrew_ Knies ftw

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

No thank you

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

We just launched Canada’s new AI Strategy: AI For All. 

We’re taking control of our future — with AI that’s governed by Canadian values, AI that’s accountable to Canadians, and AI that serves all Canadians.

[KLutz @CanuckKeith]

Ha

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Do you think Canada has a chance at winning the World Cup? 🏆 🇨🇦