Bitch Bastard

I am a beautiful subway sandwich.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Sometimes it feels like my heart is going to snap

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Oh my God fuck this shitty fucking bus

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

If I have to pay 3.30 each way for Dublin Bus the least they can do is make sure the buses don't fucking disappear.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

@dublinbusnews wanna tell me where the 70 to Dunboyne disappeared to??

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Dawn from Buffy SUCKS

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

True love is making sure your dogs back is supported when you're holding him.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

My job is paying me less the minimum wage, who do I contact for this.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

#NewProfilePic

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

@YungCrvig The thing that bothers me is that these are not cheap.These cost money. Don't throw away ur dildos kids.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Don't be excited to go anywhere ladies cos Aunt Flow will surprise attack you and punch you right in the womb.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

@overwhelmtion_ You look great

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

@Cat_theBaker Gis a lend of ur dad and step mam. I too want lush things.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Iconic https://t.co/2A6LrmtamW

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

If you have never seen this film. Please do, it's beautiful and heartbreaking and will always be my favourite.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Wait nevermind there's an old lady here who's way smaller than me. Ill just stick with her.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Confidence boost: Eight year olds are taller than me.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Honestly why are they so tall???

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Trying to separate myself from the 12 year olds bc I'm afraid a teacher will think I belong in their class.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

Waiting to collect my little cousin from school and I realised all these kids dress better than me.

[Bitch Bastard @CaoimheLydia]

IM SO ANGRY AT RIFF RAFF. Thnk for not rapping or talking to the crowd