Cap0bvious

Name: Isaac Dix
Pronouns: I, me
Status: in active search of my meds

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Your filthy kind started that discourse. Don't pretend to be even more retarded than you already are

[ProudAlly @AGallagherAlly]

Do you often scrawl messages about children's bodies on sidewalks?

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Boku no Pico is anything but straight

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

They also filled the pool with hydrogen monoxide!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

If gamers didn't like the game, who the fuck even liked it?

[Average.Writer @AveragePodcast1]

Buddy ur gamer voice means nothing. The game won awards and people liked it. Unfortunately it fell to capitalism which is too big brain for someone that pisses their pants over black people.

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Why do we NEED them? To play pretend? To enjoy mindless stupid crowd that seems to share our interest? What a despicable normie logic

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

If we collectively forbid delusional leftists on this app use "this fictional character supports my position!" argument, will they have ANY arguments left?

[Mario @mackolor]

I think even-a Goombas are smarter than-a Transphobes like-a you!! Wahoo!!

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

@reddit_lies Some people are so mentally challenged that they think calling something names genuinely makes it whatever they called it. They should be studied

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

OK dude, now that your sex is quite literally changed to female, give birth. Pretty please?

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

conservatives when you tell them chromosomes only determine sex because they regulate what hormones your body produces, so therefore going on hrt quite literally changes your sex

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Ah yes, boobs. The pinnacle of womanhood. If you're a porn addict of course

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

THERE ARE BOOBS GROWING OUT OF ME

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

@darkened69 @lussfutscher @RAWigger Wtf is wrong with you all? Not getting that it's a joke when I already fucking stated that is dumb beyond reality. Get help

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

@Jonatha46557832 @RAWigger But I thought we agreed to that on world male congress?

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

@lussfutscher @RAWigger Please don't tell me you took my sarcasm seriously...
But anyway, here's another joke I have on the matter. Why do single mothers demand free stuff? Cause they know single fathers definitely get everything they need for free since they're men

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

A criminal level of retardation

[Sahitya @just_sahitya_]

Why do iPhone and Android give different results?

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

What an odd thing to say

[ARMartin @ARMartin812]

@almostkevinn @ZackWilkerson5 @JoshEdits Children can give consent pedo.

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

@GiveMeBanHammer Not to justify that moron. Modest dresses are sometimes closer to porn than the other way around

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

"Humans have 2 arms and 2 legs"
"Akchually, there are Siamese twins and amputees! Bet you don't feel as smart now?"

[Edward Tuttle @edtchirp]

Ah yes. Scientifically sound. Apart from intersex conditions, chromosome variations, and decades of research. But apart from that.

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

You can. And everyone around you can have their opinion about your cognitive skills based on your opinions. Seems very low, btw
Could've posted flat earth bs as well, then whine how you do now

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

@CourtneyWRocket Shut your stupid ass up
Can’t a girl have an opinion again?
I get it I was wrong but what makes you think you can call me stupid

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Imagine being a dumb mf who thinks there's a "PC corporation"

[Jay Bari Strife 🗣️💗 @JayBari_]

Imagine being a PC "Corporate Slave" in the Big 2026

Oof

[Cap0bvious @Cap0bvious34526]

Trans women are not real women