Bird Ho 🐓

I learned everything I know

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

#OurCountryNeeds profitless politics

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Ha Ha!

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Mugshot day! @RudyGiuliani

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

Mugshot day! @RudyGiuliani

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

#MakeLikeATreeAnd get all sappy

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#XisGonna SUX

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

#EveryDarkCloudBrings that sweet skunky smell

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

Choose to be born into a wealthy family
#TipsToEnsureSuccess

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

This is URGENT:

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

Mr. Show and Lucky Hank representin’ at WB today!! Onwards!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Moms for Liberty protesting Barbie because the film goes against their Christian “family values” pretty much mandates that I must now take my entire family to see it.

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

My secret blend of cherry, pecan & hickory woodchips for smoking was
#OverheardByMyNeighbors so since my secret is out, everyone else can enjoy it now.
Thanks Linda... 🤬

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

You could meet someone in the hashtag community 😱#TipsToGetADate

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

In space no one can hear your grievances
#SciFiReasonsToStrike

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

#MyFavoriteSummerMemories include food

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Jumping stuff on my Evel Knievel bike
#MyFavoriteSummerMemories

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

Idris Al'butt
#DogAName

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Bark Murray #DogAName

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

This heatwave #GetsMeHotAndBothered

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

#WhenThingsCalmDownImGoingTo finally write that Autobiography