Captain Internet

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@SomeBitchIKnow This is what happens after you take the red pill.

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@VanityFair Who?

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@CombatChat @Fightful Nah bro people like you live on X.

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@kferullo @RpsAgainstTrump Yep, those 135lb half reps are amazing.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Larping.

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@Breaking911 Congrats to President Trump for winning the war with Iran for the 9th time.

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@mktpicksdaily @FCHWPO Shut up shithead.

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There is nothing worse than a scratch ticket connoisseur.

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There’s nothing worse than a convenience store line being held up by someone buying lottery tickets. Go home, put your paycheck in a barrel, and start a fire. I’m trying to buy a Slim Jim and a Mountain Dew like a responsible adult.

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@FoxNews Should have killed it.

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@jeremybarcelo @DefaultMannn @Vick_8122 “It’s not funny, it’s not fun.”

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@ModernWarzone Anyone expecting multiplayer will be disappointed too.

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@ovppodcast Not to be outdone by Warrior’s “Fuck It” facepaint that he has on.

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@bombsquad67 @NintendoAmerica It’s called building hype and demand. Looks like they sucked you right in.

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@jimstewartson Rush sucks.

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@realityuk It’s going to be just the campaign.

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@IfindRetards He can get stomped by Obie.

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@Nerdrotics I was a huge Judge Reinhold fan. RIP.

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@barstoolsports I never knew Eddie Andelman had such a filthy mouth.

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@25YearsAgoLive What’s on the cover of Maxim and FHM?

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@barstoolsports Get this fat slob out of my feed.

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@tylermilliken_ How about DFA his ass!