Jeff Young

It's no use-- It's turtles all the way down!

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Already killing it boys. Carey's holding you all together. What was the hardest scene to turn into comic form? #TAZGNLive

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@judahandthelion @kiaradamas I can translate for you haha. Certainly lived in São Paulo long enough

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@Ohtze_O I'm sorry people on Twitter have sucked so hard recently. I really wanted to hear your opinion, not theirs

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@brianwight you weren't good enough for her

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@BBCWorld this is embarassing...

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I'm eating oatmeal at 2:30 because I'm doing homework. Ah, college.

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My body's so confused right now

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I define my education half by degrees and grades and half by the number of @xkcd comics I understand

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"That bloody chainsaw in the back seat looks kind of iffy, but she sure has a cute smile!"

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"My speaw and magic hewmut!"

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This e-book is rife with pretentia. At least 30 uses of the word "indeed" in under 20 pages.

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I thought I signed up for a math class when I took Stats 121. I WAS WRONG

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@morebookstofind yeah, I just never equated the two terms. There's a finish vocab problem going around. Hooray for surgery though!

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The term "female circumcision" has to go. It implies that the process is at least partially beneficial.

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My statistics professor just said "save 50% off". My STATISTICS professor, guys.

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I swear I ironed this shirt not an hour ago

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"Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze."

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WHAT BLAGGERDLY ROGUE PLAYED THE PIANO WITH GREASY FINGERS YOU DASTARDLY INGRATE

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RT @DailyPratchett: "People ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean."

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English lesson: constipation is when something eludes you, diarrhea is when something elutes you