Captain Obvious

I point out what everyone else is thinking but won’t say. If it’s obvious, I'll say it.

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@EternityTron23 @MyronGainesX Lol. Average Canadian sports ball watcher.

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Since most blacks don't know who their father is, I wonder if this occurs in their neighborhoods too.

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

⚠️ Shocking

In 2014, Brazil, a woman searching for her long-lost mother on a radio show got the shock of her life when she discovered that her husband of 7 years was actually her brother.

Both were abandoned as babies by the same woman.

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@mrwtffacts I wonder how much of this occurs in the black community since most don't know who their father is.

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Truth

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

You know you're in a good neighborhood when you're more likely to run over a deer than a black person.

W rural West Virginia.

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@AFpost

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@MyronGainesX I wonder how she'll celebrate this divorce

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@DailyLoud The amount of simps willing to spend money to get her photos in insane and pathetic. Only fans needs to be shut down.

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Based

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The Iran War Powers Resolution that I cosponsored (opposing the war) just passed the House of Representatives.

The People’s House is sending a message: end this war.

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@FrameInOrder Top 10 best sopranos scenes

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@CentroLeaks Who in the hell is Jeff grubb?

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@IGN He's not English, though. He's black.

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@ABC Let's take a closer look at who wrote this

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@FrameInOrder I can see why

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@ElijahSchaffer @Channel6ixNEWS That won't accomplish anything.

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@lporiginalg Let's be fair here. Those are tsa agents who aren't armed.

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@FrameInOrder The tall one is penn btw

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@AFpost How long will this last?

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@TheCinesthetic Helped to lay the groundwork? That belongs to Superman.

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@Dexerto He's not an English man though.