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@MadTyAgain Which is why we need to be two different countries. Tragically, there are just too many prejudiced, misogynistic, low-IQ, Bible-beating PDF-defending cult members in our society for it to function and progress properly, so we need to lose the dead weight. Give them Texas.

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@BaddestBearJew Is this just rage bait, or...

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@MarkMaddenX Idk about a column, but when are you coming back to work? My ears are still bleeding from Paul Zeiss' voice

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@strongsun65 @KwikWarren Thank you. I truly believe we're past the point of no return in our society, and we cannot peacefully coexist with these people. Give them Texas. Build a wall around it. Until then, our ability to function and progress as a society will never reach it's potential

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@KwikWarren You're almost right, but can we all please quit absolving people of moral failure because they're Christians? Christianity has a very long history of cruelty, corruption, violence, and fascism. Maybe that's just what Christians are like.

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@SleeperPirates You definitely don't know Pirates baseball

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@MarkMaddenX Whether it's deserved or not, no one in Pittsburgh cares about Rudolph. Even if he's doing well, the fans will want to see Allar or Howard. Honestly, they should probably just trade him.

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@MarkMaddenX Allar > Jesus

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@MarkMaddenX I sense a week 3 season-ending injury incoming

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@MarkMaddenX Honest question: If Ozuna's $12 million & Soto's $7.5 million will be off the books next year, why couldn't the Pirates extend Brandon Lowe? How much more would it take?

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@MarkMaddenX Skenes isn't even occasionally dominant anymore. He's just mid, as the kids say. Is his biggest value his trade return at this point?

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@Mikey5Aces Good point. I think this isn't talked about enough. If we're going to spend the off-season speculating as to why Skenes dropped off so dramatically, this has to be addressed.

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@MarkMaddenX Once Nutting realizes it would save him money, I could see Don Kelly being the first manager replaced by AI. What's the difference, anyway?

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@ThePoniExpress Someone tell Don Kelly that he could (and should) be the first manager replaced by AI. Once Nutting realizes it would save him money, I don't see why he wouldn't do it

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@DinkleBurghh @Pirates No, he sucks and so do you.

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@JoshYohe_PGH @Tdub823 I'm starting to come around to this. Maybe Skenes' biggest value to the team is in trade return. I definitely wouldn't trade Murf. A 3rd baseman who can hit? One doesn't come by those too often, especially the Pirates. Question is, can he play 3rd at the big league level?

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@ASaunders_PGH Really? Head scratcher? He's coming off of a serious neck injury & spinal fusion surgery, and he didn't live up to his first round pedigree when healthy anyway. They did the right thing by drafting the best available tackle, then trading up to get a receiver in round 2