Cap Rate Ken

Cap rates and rate caps are the same thing / 0.65 unit(s) under management

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@LPInvestor @ChadGriffiths @HowardRoark90 @rohde88 @LeverageOPM I’ve got a few deals in the pie-pline that are half baked

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@ChadGriffiths @HowardRoark90 @LPInvestor @rohde88 @LeverageOPM Can I interest you in a dis-pie-sition fee?

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@ChadGriffiths @HowardRoark90 @LPInvestor @rohde88 @LeverageOPM Wait GP, Generous Pies, it all makes sense

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@ChadGriffiths @HowardRoark90 @LPInvestor @rohde88 @LeverageOPM If I was that guy from Maine running for senate and and an investor I would have a side letter provision that I be referred to only as Limited Platner

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@HowardRoark90 @LPInvestor @ChadGriffiths @rohde88 @LeverageOPM @griftalizer account got nuked, he deserves a 21 beard salute

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@GayBearRes At a minimum he should be disqualified for 1) a bathroom selfie, 2) with a toilet in background, 3) and the toilet seat up

That’s three incredibly gross strikes, bub

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@SterlingWest Thank you for sharing all of this. An incredibly courageous act, and I don’t think I would have that in me if I had experienced the same

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@HunterBiden @PMastersMusic Holy shit he cooked this dude so bad lil bro nuked his entire account

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@EdwardJRburns @escapefrommelos Same thing happened to my great grandpa 😢😢😢

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@RampCapitalLLC With $1M I would just hire the AI equivalent of a shabbos goy to creatively circumvent whatever prohibitions there are

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@ChadGriffiths @HunterBiden 40% acq, 40% dispo, 20% AM, 80% carry lfgggggg

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If @HunterBiden was a sponsor raising a $15M real estate syndication, I would invest with him as an LP no matter how obscene his fees were

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@ZainabBell657 Koolaid pineapples

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@prideandfury My gf is

She’s the queen of overspicing an expensive dish and throwing it away after one bite

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@rathor7_ You can do this naturally if you do enough cocaine

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@b0newalljackson If you’ve always wanted to feel like Magneto from Xmen taking a dump in his glass jail, have I got the toilet for you

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@the_varunrana They steal things to sell them or are you being purposefully obtuse

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@JoeBrunoWSOC9 @grahamformaine Graham Platner you see this?

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@Stormi_luv Me, according to my gf