CapScalper

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[CapScalper @CapScalper]

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> be Dutch anon
> buy 100 shares of a tech company with my life savings
> stock goes up because the CEO tweeted a frog meme
> haven't sold a single share, still eating mayo on bread for dinner
> government appears out of the canals like a swamp monster
> "GEKOLONISEERD. THAT'S 36% OF YOUR IMAGINARY PROFIT, MENEER."
> explain that I literally don't have the cash because I haven't sold anything
> "SELL THE STOCK TO PAY THE TAX ON THE STOCK YOU'RE HOLDING"
> forced to sell 40% of my position just to pay for the privilege of owning the other 60%
> stock crashes 50% the next morning
> I now owe the tax office more than my entire portfolio is worth
> have to sell my bicycle and my wooden shoes to cover the debt
> government uses the money to build a slightly taller levee to protect a pile of dirt
> cycle to work in a rainstorm while a tax collector checks the appreciation value of my raincoat
> "unrealized gains" more like "realized poverty"
> mfw I’m being taxed on the vibes of future wealth

[CapScalper @CapScalper]

Don't freaking quit bro.

Life can change from 0 to 100 real quick.

[CapScalper @CapScalper]

If something looks cheap and keeps going down, it wasn’t cheap

[CapScalper @CapScalper]

If something looks expensive and keeps going up, it wasn’t expensive.

[CapScalper @CapScalper]

put my money where my mouth is

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[CapScalper @CapScalper]

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[CapScalper @CapScalper]

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