Shane Hollander

Captain of the Montreal metros.
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[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@dovonchezky I think they have left me alone now.

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I went on a walk to try and clear my mind, kind of creepy.

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@dovonchezky They seem polite though.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@dovonchezky The strange person in the street.

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@39aspn He had to go home. :(

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@dovonchezky They keep stopping me.

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@h0llanovas My legs hurt.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@OfficialRoz81 I like late night walks.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@dovonchezky Oh, this is very cool! Be safe!

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@wxrwlf Hi!

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

Just wrapped up at the gym! Feeling very sweaty.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@pngarae Why is he doing that?

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@wxrwlf That sounds right, he is very cute.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

If I love somebody why do I want to bite them and squeeze them and crush them when I see them? It’s so confusing.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

I’m trying to get rat Rozanov involved in the team somehow, I think he would fit in great.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@OfficialRoz81 I’m h***.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@OfficialRoz81 On your knees.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@OfficialRoz81 I don’t want to hurt you. :(

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@lehollanovs Just a baby, really.

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@lehollanovs Stop setting me up. 😠

[Shane Hollander @CapShaneHoll]

@lehollanovs I got caught before anything got stolen so I am not a thief. It is ok. ☺️