Maximum Derek

Graphic designer. WordPress developer. Richmond till we die. Team Cockroach. Every second counts.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Don’t worry guys, Thanos will never get the Anxiety Stone from me.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Hey kids, I know this isn’t an airport, so I don’t have to announce my departure, but I think I need a bit of a detox. Especially considering the week ahead. If you *know me* know me, then you know where to find me. In the meantime, be kind & take care of one another.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Don’t forget to unfollow the potus and vp accounts on all platforms.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

They don’t care why it might be a problem for someone else, and they don’t think far enough ahead to think about how it might be a problem for them in the future.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Everyone shitposting about not caring if TikTok gets banned or not, just goes to show the major problem here in the United States.

No one cares about anything that doesn’t directly affect them.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

So y'all gave him $300,000,000 for a party you can't come to, then gave him $70,000,000,000 for a coin you can't spend, because a carton of eggs cost $1 more than it used to.

Y'all are fucking idiots.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Love radicalized Irving. #Severance

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Doomscrolling the weather app doesn’t provide the same amount of dopamine

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[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

“For me, it was the five turnovers for the Lions.“

No shit? Thanks for that top-tier commentary, Tom.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

@PhilipWynkoop Americans didn’t elect Trump. White people did. Hope this helps!

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Okay, Kevin Burkhardt, don’t think we didn’t notice that you’ve used the word “moribund” twice on tonight’s broadcast.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Every week, Ben Johnson gets further and further into his bag, and I fucking love it.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

@cooterdoodle

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

@DannyBKelly I’m wondering if it wasn’t a Hingle McCringleberry shout out

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Me: I don’t understand why every animated movie has to be remade in live action. It’s clearly just a safe cash grab for everyone involved.

Also me: OMG TOOTHLESS!!!!!

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Ridiculous.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Y’all out here dogging Chris Collinsworth every week when Tom Brady is literally right there.

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

*Kelce makes a catch*

Me: SHOW HIS GIRLFRIEND, YOU COWARDS

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

Not me scowling at Snoop during the NFL Playoff intro