Mitch Atkins

I'm just here to fight

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Always nice to hear from a fan ❤️☺️

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

This is Kelowna behavior

[Daily Hive Vancouver @DailyHiveVan]

Vancouver residents appalled as video of jet ski rider hitting whale goes viral
https://t.co/7nAWiKhD6Z

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Of all the conspiracy theories out there none is funnier or dumber than "space is fake"

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Voting left won't guarantee you live in a great society, but voting right will guarantee you don't.

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Pierre Poilievre on the Toronto–Quebec City High-Speed Rail Network: "Conservatives oppose the $90b Liberal-Alto train ... a future Conservative government will cancel this $90b boondoggle altogether."

[Justin Morissette 👊🏻 @JustinMoris]

Egg laid a chicken: study

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Targeted ads are great because I have not received a single ad for anything I'd ever remotely want in years.

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Don't take medical advice from anyone in a wide brimmed hat

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Crazy way to find out ghosts exist and that they're involved in mineral extraction

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

Wow trump will do anything to distract from the Epstein files!

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@6079xSmithxW @friesen_f @tejswatch Winston has consumed such a staggering amount of weird porn that his brain can't identify what is or isn't appropriate anymore. Get help Winston and stay out of libraries (politically and physically)

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@Mightyjuge @globeandmail Just because you can't read past a 5th grade level doesn't mean we should ban books

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@WayneMathison @MargaretAtwood An easy way to tell if you're siding with the baddies is to ask yourself "am I with Margaret Atwood in favour of book banning? "

Then think about what kind of idiot would do that

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@blon60065 @CastanetNews This is either very advanced satire or the dumbest guy on this app

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@chriswill451 @CastanetNews Yeah if it keeps that kind of schizophrenia out of public I'd be very happy for more laws like that

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@heatwav07965730 @CTVNews "We need to ask the drunk drivers how to make our roads safer" that's how you sound

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@DailyBreadVOTD @GlobalBC It's always the fake Christians whose first reaction is violence

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@ExtremeCen80240 @CTVNews I wish turbo cancer was real so you could get it

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

The best thing about modern technology is the universal inability to turn off reminders for features you don't want

[Mitch Atkins @CapeAndScowl]

@FICMBondTrader 1 spices aren't expensive . Please purchase some for your dry ass chicken

2 every ingredient you've ever eaten at a restaurant has been scooped out of an insert whether you see it or not.