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Caped News feed, universe[153]: A multiversal superhero news service, bringing you the latest news from all 65,536 dimensions. Editor: Sapphire Melody.

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P.S. Genuinely love you @WilliamShatner, your previously alluded to dramatic pauses are the photon torpedoes that make the galaxy go round. Well, maybe that and gravity and the whole spirally shape deal, we do live in a most spinny existence.

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Think I’ve worked out how to perfectly mimic the lovely @David_Tennant’s voice, you just have to dramatically ellipsis… every instance of… heartburn. It’s like taking @WilliamShatner’s dramatic pauses and… [urps in discomfort, clenches fist dramatically] aiming them somewhere.

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Hey @JoeBiden, I really hope you've watched https://t.co/4FWLONeGEI 💜

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Watching Rogue One and have enjoyed the first 23 minutes, but... why does it suddenly switch to a cutscene when Grand Moff Tarkin appears? I'm half expecting to see a loading screen after this scene ends. Oh well, @Disney games are usually pretty good! 🎞🎮🎞

[Peter Morley @morethanmySLE]

I am honored & thrilled to share this with YOU!

This Wed, 2/6 I will be TESTIFYING as a witness on House Subcommittee on Labor & HHS Oversight Hearing representing YOUR voices.

Subject: SABOTAGE done to #ACA by Trump Administration.

Your voices will be HEARD to #ProtectOurCare

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@AdamBaldwin Your insights come from having been on a failed FBI show that Fox cancelled after 7 episodes in 2005? That only got fully aired in the UK? In that case, God Save The Queen! 🇬🇧

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@piersmorgan Wait, Piers Morgan is anti-veganism? Huh, maybe I should look at giving veganism another shot then. Thanks Piers! 💜 Your moral compass is pretty reliable, even if its polarity has been reversed... maybe The Doctor can help you there, she's good with that stuff 😁 #DoctorWho

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@AdamBaldwin (Also in case it's of any interest, I'm what's dumbly already called a "radical centrist" despite being neither radical nor centrist, as I'm sure even a cursory glance over the Wiki article on radical centrism would tell you. And I'm currently on a Chuck rewatch. Viva la Buymoré!

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@AdamBaldwin So Adam, I've adored you since Firefly. We have very different political views but I respect that. But can I clarify that you can accept the notion that, even if those who oppose you politically are indeed wrong, some of us are naive/well meaning & not evil? P.S. Merry Xmas! 🎄💖

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@itsamike @GrafDaaku @TLSP_Official @AceofSpadesGD @AquaInkling @Dorian90703310 @The_Guilts @sonic_hedgehog Sounds like you've got a narrow line to walk. But is there an address for, or archive of, that blog anywhere? I would love to get into your mind. While the writers may put the thoughts into the character, you are masterful at adding Robotnik's emotion and... mischief, vocally! 💜

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Just got back from an alternate dimensional plane where @paddywarbucks played John Casey in #Chuck, @AdamBaldwin played Brock Samson in #VentureBros, and seen the first male lead in their #DoctorWho. Universe 7796 is weird, man. Oh, and @Theresa_May was ousted by a talking squid.

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My old school textbooks claimed that CDs held precisely five hundred megabytes. No more, no less. CHECKMATE UNO MOTHERHUMPIN' FINAL FANTASY BATTLE WON JINGLE, scammy sellers of "700mb" discs on @Amazon!!! 💿⚠️☢️☠️🍹

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

[searches for the word "male" in a thirty year old textbook]

"Checkmate, modern scientists. I have defeated you, re: gender. I will not look into this further."

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@drmistercody My old school textbooks claimed that CDs held precisely five hundred megabytes. No more, no less. CHECKMATE UNO MOTHERHUMPIN' FINAL FANTASY BATTLE WON JINGLE, scammy sellers of "700mb" discs on @Amazon!!! 💿⚠️☢️☠️🍹

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@karengillan @Moschino I know you're a Doctor Who actor, but damn, that is one original series Star Trek hairdo if ever I saw one. Add some antennae and natural Scottish coldness and you'd be the perfect Andorian!

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@SawbonesHex @eBay_UK @eBay @amazon I hope my massage chair (which looks like it was stolen from a @StarTrek set) arrives safely. I'm disabled, and I certainly can't just take a £700 loss on disability benefits. I also hope you're using https://t.co/HxFISXNF0y instead of the regular version! 😁 Nanu Nanu, 🖖, etc.

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@Wigs4Chibs Pfft, who cares? I could bring you down with seven words. "Don't you think his wig looks wonky?"

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@DerrenBrown I love how obsessed he is with your "BULBUS" head. Derren, I think you've got a new secret admirer. Perhaps he's eagerly awaiting for you to BUGGER him up the WHORE COCK.

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@_vinette You were absolutely wonderful as Rosa, thank you. You made me cry, and I don't usually do that while watching TV.

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@Deh_Pro64 @BillFreiberger Dude, don't fatshame bears. They have to pack on the weight to get ready for hibernation. Try being a little more sensitive and understanding in future!

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@itsamike @GiziBarb @Sonic2980 Absolutely fair to be so cautious, and glad to know my silliness has caused no offence! I'm now totally going to be squeeing like a fangirl to my friends that I've talked to you, thanks for your dedication to replying to inane comments on social media (which may be a redundancy).