The Color of the Day is: purple, because it’s a great day without Kissinger in it. Don’t ruin it by doing misogynoir micro-aggressions or acting like you’re above the issue. For example. 💜
The Color of the Day is: white, yes white, unfortunately the only thing this city ever does anything in service of. Must be fun for @MayorFrey to continue the tradition of white men violating those who aren’t! 🙃🔥
The Color of the Day is: red, like the terror and blood @Jacob_Frey has allowed his cops to inflict for yet another summer. Very cool local government we have, would be terrible if something happened to it. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Color of the Day is: orange, for the warm glow of a lighter as it ignites a morning delight. Don’t forget to start your days off right, if you’re chill all day the nerds won’t even notice! Happy Hump Day 🌱💨
The Color of the Day is: orange, for the fires we should be burning. Now you’re probably saying “four more”, which is correct, but we also need a good document fire going, wherever it says we need to have and pay for so many useless cops. Let’s just be done with that, shall we?🔥
The Color of the Day is: orange, like a wildfire burning and the increased winds carrying smoke to the area. But, y’know, @Jacob_Frey says poisoning the populace with arsenic and truck smog is necessary, so I guess we just don’t need lungs anymore. Cool. 👍
The Color of the Day is: green, for if you’re hot, they’re hot, go ahead and let ✨them✨ out.
Wear the damn shorts, wear the crop top, wear nothing and support the @Sex_Forest. 💥
The Color of the Day is: red, for the red flag warning weather today. Wind is how we are now, so be careful out there. Travel safely and if you’re dropping litter/butts, well you’re a dickhead to begin with, but especially now. Don’t become the red flag yourself.
The Color of the Day is: red, for the people who bring you your food and take care of your children and keep you alive, for workers of the world to unite and take over. Happy May Day!
The Color of the Day is: cloud cover, for April showers bring May flowers and what do May flowers bring?
Horribly uptight whites.
Be careful out there.
The Color of the Day is: green, for a lovely, temperate spring day. No unnecessary heatwave or soul crushing snowfall, today looks to be delightful. Go outside! Take a walk! Play hooky from work because capitalism isn’t conducive to nature! Enjoy! 🌞🌸🌱
The Color of the Day is: rotating rainbow, again, this time for all the different lovely things you enjoy when you embrace community and shared space and drugs. Happy Spring. 🌿
The Color of the Day is: rotating rainbow, because despite what some may think, part of what makes this society worth being in is what our queer friends bring to world and the beauty they share with us. Say thank you. 🖤🤎🩵🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️
The Color of the Day is: green, for all of the lovely things blooming and growing and thriving from the rain.
Godspeed, allergy riddled brethren. It’s gonna be rough. 🫡🤧