Lady Bitch🍍

Running on sass and puns since the late nineties...

[Chip Grubb @Hokiechip]

There was only one way to end the Grand Ole Opry's tribute to Dolly Saturday night...Dang allergies.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@Asmongold This was truly mesmerizing to listen to. Kudos, crack a Dr Pepper after that man.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

The 15th is my fave. Half priced love for the win!

[Manic @ManicTheIdiot]

Enjoy your day of affection. <3!

[Manic @ManicTheIdiot]

RIP Catherine O'Hara

You'll always be my spirit animal.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@ManicTheIdiot

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@ManicTheIdiot

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@TheManicIdiot

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

Why is this true, and why do I feel dirty now?

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@TheManicIdiot

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

Every day brings me one step closer to self-destruction, and I'm sick of fighting it.

Come on light at the end of the tunnel. You can turn on any day now.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@Toyota
So. What's the policy on paint waranty? Got a partial paint job cause the recall only covered the affected areas. Now it's affecting other areas too. Am I just stuck with defective paint?

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@Egal_Matreaux Im not envious at alllllll. I miss shooting 😭

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

My gabbers are quite flabbered at this realization.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

Dark humor is Tight!

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

https://t.co/bo6igtwCzn

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

@TheManicIdiot

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

I call upon you Titterers. Help me troll this assumed scammer back.

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

Turning the frickin frogs viking!

[Lady Bitch🍍 @Capinmorgon]

Dude. My belov3dddd