Caleb

Lost over 69.420 lbs on the carnivore diet and I love you.

[Caleb @CapitalCaleb]

🤣

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@TiffanyFong yeah

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Hit it with vinegar and baking soda but it's starting to smell like sour milk 24 hours later. I gotta do something about this

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Not looking good guys. I spilled milk in the trunk yesterday.

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@LibertyCappy Cooked weight is less. Surprised it's not lighter

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@SarahisCensored Shouting bullshit doesn't work anymore

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@nicksortor How does she not have an ounce of sympathy for the victim's family? They are suffering from a loss. Her son is suffering from his own actions.

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@ZubyMusic @CliftonSellers I'll take a steak, please.

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@GigaBasedDad You know how good capitalism is? We barely have real capitalism as we speak and it's still pretty okay.

[Caleb @CapitalCaleb]

Ladies, you're losing to a potato

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@TiffanyFong Supplying good nut = not gay
Drinking good nut = ...

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@elonmusk It's not a hard thing to get right which shows the uniparty wants to cheat against the people

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@dougboneparth Whip-whip (lash)

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@RepThomasMassie We need medals for these kind of things

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@elonmusk Ladies dm me so we can brain storm how to solve this problem

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@Sopralermsm @chesscom 5D chess

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@chesscom Life

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@ZubyMusic One problem at a time. They will always be with us, but that doesn't mean stop aiming up

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@elonmusk @TruthFairy131 Maybe public executions do have a place in today's world. If the threat of it can act as a deterrent, that would be ideal.

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@alifarhat79 cap

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@3YearLetterman we need to vote on an anti-hall of fame, too.