CapitalEffyou

📍Bellingham, WA
💪Hater of Bullies
🥳Lover of 🌮's
🎭Satire & Comedy
📸@capitaleffyou
🎮@capitaleffyou (HIATUS)

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@AMAZlNGNATURE absolute dump truck on that planet 😍

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Every Christmas my family gives me the silent treatment. And after I spent all day taking the bus to the cemetery. Rude.

#Funny #Humor #Holidays #FamilyFun

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@squamatha kitchen or BC?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Teeth are just Luxury Bones 🦷

#Funny #Random #ShowerThoughts #GOAT

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The Future: "Grandpa Capital, what's a 'mall'??"
"Well, Suzy, it was a place where your mom could drop you off for the day, instead of making you *MY* problem. Now drink your damn juice."

#Funny #Humor #YourMom #Gamers

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Someone told me health is a state of mind.
If my health were a state, it would be Florida.

#Funny #Comedy #YourMom #Gamers

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Bragging to me you're in a relationship while I'm single is basically rubbing it in my face that no one is rubbing it in my face.

#Funny #Humor #Friendzone #Humblebrag

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If my day were video game stats:
Encounters - 17
F***s Given - 0
F***s Given YTD - 0
Lifetime F***s Given - 1 (everyone has an off day)

#Funny #DarkHumor #YourMom #Gamers

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@itsTomasina I named my trash can after you?? Does that count? 😅😅😅💖

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@squamatha Hi Dad! 👋

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@JaesCafettv This woman is one of the few ppl that make living on Earth worth it 🥰

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@GamerAdvantage @QueenSavcy this is bespoke marketing 😅

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@itsTomasina Yo, it's ride o' die. Life is tough out here in da streets. Stay strapped 🔫 or get clapped 👏

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@M4rzie_ Hi!

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@fn_carl It can be done with borosilicate glass containers, i.e Pyrex, but certain rules must be followed.
Check out @EverydayFamCook

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@itsTomasina When was it alive? 💔

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When things don't seem that bad, but then the crisis center names their new wing after you.

#Funny #Tragic #DarkHumor #Heartbroken

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This is my new fav joke:
Why are so many homes in Scotland made out of stones?

Because it's an abundant resource 😎