Rich Miller

I'm Rich Miller. I boss governors. I intimidate lawmakers. I run Illinois politics. So, bite me. This is satire, campers.

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

Dude, you slammed the door shut on Syrian refugees. Now you’re marking #Ramadan. Oy. You’re a piece of work. #twill https://t.co/22s0O5Kjol

[Governor Rauner @GovRauner]

Wishing all those who observe a meaningful #Ramadan

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

Fixed: "@GovRauner, creates task force to root out healthcare…” #twill https://t.co/W2N4ruaFad

[James Ruotolo, CFE @jdruotolo]

Illinois Governor, @GovRauner, creates task force to root out healthcare fraud https://t.co/3nHSS5ipkP

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

.@Trib_ed_board scolds #IL Dems on mismanagement. Dudes, you’re a mess... Trib troubles may reach beyond accounting https://t.co/p13kbHxbQD

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

.@RepKenDunkin, dude, you're screwed. #twill

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

.@GovRauner, dude, completely inept presser... Rauner claim of pension deal shot down by Madigan, Cullerton https://t.co/dpUmarLewV #twill

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

Dude, commenter's got a point.... "@John_Kass has a 3 year old’s understanding of political strategy." http://t.co/BV7g26qDRw #twill

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

I finally climbed out of Mike Madigan's tank & into Bruce Rauner's tank. I like the view better from here. #twill #StateAgencySubscriptions

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

Hey, Dudes: Suggest @MarkBrownCST stay awake during @SunTimes "Off Message" TV program. http://t.co/O4Rdufm3rh #NotTVReady

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

RT @TedMcClelland: #Tigers are the first team to defeat the #Yankees in three consecutive post-season series. #twill

[Andy Shaw @andyshawchicago]

Our morning blog has a new look and a new name: Morning Watch. We're watching the day's government headlines for you, every weekday.

[Daniel Lopez @4danlopez]

Today is National Voter Registration Day. Registered to vote!!!!! http://t.co/iEzW35uJ #925NVRD

[Chicago Sun-Times @Suntimes]

Pastor of St. Bernadette in Evergreen Park resigns amid sex abuse claim http://t.co/VnV2CysY

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

RT @Nekritz4Now: I've always wanted to walk up to a stranger, hand him a briefcase and whisper "you know what to do" and walk away. #twill

[Scott Fornek @sfornek]

Simeon H.S. teacher at Union Park rally: "We want it all in writing and we will not be taken a fool.” http://t.co/68tlz1rA

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

@RahmEmanuel Man, you might have a deal with CTU, but you have no dough to pay for it. Sheesh. #ctustrike

[Rich Miller @CapitalFax]

Pat, you had a presser before noon? In Chicago? On Saturday? What's wrong with you? Bite me. @GovernorQuinn #twill #biteme