Elon's Branding Advisor

News owner, satirist, musician/producer, and maybe nine more adjectives. I double as a Social Media Marketing Guru. #blacklivesmatter #StopAAPIHate

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

Happy to announce more of my synth music to the world (the world known as twitter in this medium). Bandcamp will have the full 31 song experience (for a crisp $7) while I'll have an EP on streaming of a "greatest hits" available on all streams on 4/26

https://t.co/oJSilpSsiG

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

fuck alex jones, and those that continue to support and enable that fucker

[definitely casey @cantsmokehere]

The Rizzler reveals his 4 favourite albums

•“Spiderland” by Slint
•“Sinner Get Ready” by Lingua Ignota
•“Lyburnum Wits End Liberation Fly” by Moss Icon
•“Soundtracks for the Blind” by Swans

(Via @pitchfork)

[Tic Tac USA @TicTacUSA]

Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@HustleBitch_ seek psychiatric help

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@Huberton you sound like a fucking nerd bro

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@RichLowry you said the n word we are about to cancel you filthy racist trash n word user #BenghaziAintGoingAway

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

this site fucking sucks

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@Kologar @Paul57202916 @MLB very christian of you to tell others to, "fuck off". I'm sure Jesus would approve of such behaviors

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

I won the presidential debate, I thank everyone for helping me get this far

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@libsoftiktok chaya stop being a schonde you schmuck

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@glennbeck glenn i have information that can lead to the arrest of hillary clinton please DM me

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@baseballcrank keep stacking the Ls mets fan because you're going to be seeing a lot more of them throughout the summer politically and on the field

[hellon dude @allahliker]

if they can do this to donald john trump they can do this to you

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

glad to see all the republicans and maga idiots coping seething and malding so hard right now. good.

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

@JackStr42679640 if you're going to be a qanon moron can you not have a username that references the grateful dead thanks and fuck off

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

However you define "woke," anti-woke means being a cunt who wants to indulge bigots.

[drewfromtv @DrewFromTV]

This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy
Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time
Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead
That was God at work or something
Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie

[Elon's Branding Advisor @CapitalJism]

final fantasy 7's remakes are great and all, but Final Fantasy 6 needs the same treatment "for real"