Becky H

New to Twitter, not sure what's happening!

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@fesshole It's Post Micturian Dribble and it's very common. There's replies here wondering why products to help with this haven't been invented, but they actually have!
Discreet absorbant liners designed specifically for men do already exist, there's just a stigma around advertising them

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@CaptnHurricane They should have consulted The Chart!!!

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@RobThez Ah! I was confused at first as I thought '30-something' was the number of guys, rather than the age of the guys!
Age makes much more sense

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@RobThez I've experienced some 3rd Rock From The Sun episodes where it was /zoomed/ to fit!!!
Visual gags and references to things were getting cut off the top and bottom of the screen constantly. It was weird and pointless, 4:3 is fine! D:

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

Justin from #TheDarkness ringing in the #NewYear by solving the problem of women's clothing with no pockets - Tape that shit to your chest!

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#StephsPackedLunch

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

When TV chat shows complain about 15% of 15-24 y/o wanting to work in art/entertainment, and call them unrealistic because only 2% of available jobs are in that area.
They do realise that 15% of just the 15-24 year olds asked is a WAY smaller number than ALL JOBS, right????

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

eg - Say there are 100 jobs for 100 people. 2% of those jobs are in art/entertainment. That's 2 jobs.
There's two 20 year olds in that group. ONE says they want to work in art/media. That's 50% of the 15-24 y/o asked.
TV: "50% of young people want 2% of jobs, aren't they stupid!"

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@doriandotexe @VioletKestral Damn, nice! Yes, that's the kind of makeup you display 🔥

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

In 'The Christmas Song', by Nat King Cole, I've always wondered about the line:
"To kids from one to ninety-two"

Does this suggest that people lose their Christmas spirit when they turn 93? (and don't gain it before turning 1?!)

#ChristmasSong #NatKingCole

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

@nesproxy Very much enjoying this truly cursed image 😆❤️

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

Huh, same vibe?
#SpiritedAway #NoFace #ImmuneSystem

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

They only had 2 hours to do the task. That's a whole extra 25% of the time needed to set!?

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

If *no one's* bake had enough time to set, then do you think maybe they just didn't have enough time???
Telling someone it could have done with another 30 minutes setting is one heck of an ask, Paul!
#GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff

[Magic Madhouse @magicmadhouse]

This is us looking for more people to give the opportunity to buy UPCs 😅

RT if you'd buy one if given the opportunity

#Pokemon #PokemonTCG

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

For someone without an internal monologue, what would the process of overthinking something be?
I'm almost always overthinking something, I can't get my brain to stop talking to itself. So what's that like for a mind that doesn't 'talk'?

#Aphantasia #ShowerThoughts #OverThinking

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

🎶 You put the lime in the coconut and- 🎶
You throw it all out because they're not the right kind of limes and coconut reminds Paul Hollywood of self tan lotion

#BakeOff #GBBO #KeyLimePie

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

"Ok, yeah, I did see. I just don't think the pokemon plush will add much?"

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

Me: "Sorry, I think there's been some kind of mistake? I was supposed to receive a personality, but all I got was this totebag of various mental illnesses?
... I'm just not sure I can make anything useful out of this"

#MentalHealth #Depression #Anxiety

[Becky H @Capital_Bea]

Learning the heck out of this Japanese in #Duolingo
(I am still completely inadequate though, so please only ask me for water or rice)