Robert E. Free

God-fearing patriot living in the only country that matters

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@MarkPotash @AdamHoge How do you go through life being such a negative loser? Take a breath man. Don’t you have kids? Sheesh.

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

White Sox MLB rankings in May:

Runs 1st
Home runs 1st
RBIs 1st
SLG 3rd
AVG 6th
Walks 8th

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Paul Konerko

That guy rocked.

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@27moranl @TeamUSA @USFigureSkating She retired from the sport and came
Back to compete for these Olympics

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

QUINN HUGHES! USA WINS! 🦅

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@88_dre @2KEVlN @670thescore Hmm

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@arminabdic88 @2KEVlN @670thescore Thoughts?

[🗽Sam @CalebIsHim]

This is a genuine inexcusable throw. On 4th down as well.

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

Keeping my pants around my ankles in an unlocked all gender bathroom maybe it’s my lucky day

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

Daaaaaa Pope

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

Why did I just have a dream about @bigdumb_baby

[Zeb Jacobs @cormierfanclub]

This better not be recent @dc_mma

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@heatdaddy69420 do I retarded solo at a bar and talk to zero women or get hammered and play video games tonight. Impossible decision

I end up at home alone in both scenarios. The illusion of choice.

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

Fat Perham is a terrorist

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@barstoolchicago @EddieBarstool @BarstoolChief @barstoolWSD @BarstoolBigCat Good dunk! @EddieBarstool

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@barstoolchicago @EddieBarstool @BarstoolChief @barstoolWSD @BarstoolBigCat Nailed it! Guess I was right when I said we needed actual Chicago sports talk on a Chicago podcast! Hopefully you’ll get it right!

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

I just had the most disgusting arepas of all time it’s no wonder the Colombian currency is failing

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

Put de lime in de coconut

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@whiteja_rul @barstoolsports You’re quoting fight club in your pinned tweet bro it’s over for you

[Robert E. Free @CapitalistCigs]

@Jerrythekid21 Go to jewel Jerry they have it. Need to learn about the midwestern grocery stores