Dale McKinnon

Too blessed to be stressed. Too Grateful to be hateful.

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Happy 2026 everyone. I hope for 2026 the best is yet to come.

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@CrazyVibes_1 @AMAZlNGNATURE I'll bet that lizard thinks that meal was the Greatest Of All Time.

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Now I'm really embarrassed. I tried to write a post about this social medium and I misspelled X.

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So help me out here. Does the thumbs up emoji mean "I agree with you" or "Sit on this and spin" ???

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A good way to save money is to pack a lunch rather than buying one.

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There is an alarming increase in the number of mustard and ketchup packets being stolen from fast food places in Springfield Ohio. What's up?

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Am I using the Metric System when I drink a 2 liter Coke?

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Yesterday I went thru Culver's drive thru and they gave me sticker number Eighty Eight. As a joke I changed it to Infinity Infinity. I'm still waiting for my burger.

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If two days ago was Juneteenth, then I guess today is the Junety-First. Right?

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I went to Culver's and got a flavor of the day frozen custard. Today's flavor is "Turtle". I wonder how many turtles lost their lives today.

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I was playing the accordion before it was cool.

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A rabbi, a priest and a penguin walked into a bar. That's all. It's not a joke. I just saw it and thought I would report on it.

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I made lentil soup tonight in honor of both sides of the war in Israel. It's hard to believe they are still fighting over a bowl of lentil soup. Genesis 25:29-34

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Since I retired I have found that I've been spending more time at Costco. I'm not buying stuff just... sample surfing.

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I was at Home Depot today looking in vain for a Stud-Finder. Then I thought: Wait a minute. Why don't I just stand here and let it find me?

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Being of Scottish descent, I always wanted to show up at work on Halloween wearing traditional Scottish clothes. But it's so hard to sit modestly in a kilt.

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My favorite day of Indigenous People's month is the day specifically for Left-handed Eskimos with type O-positive blood. I can really get into that.

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So I guess they are going to add another book to the Bible: The Gospel According to AI.

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I forgot that I bought some Wagyu beef yesterday and then bought some more today. Now we have beef up the Wagyu.

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I just made a mental list of 127 reasons why overthinking is not good. Oh, wait, 128.