CapitolConjuror

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

If you are or know someone who is a creative or performing artist, or just wants to start or run a business, I hope and believe this episode will help.

Big news coming!
#MoneyArtsAcademy

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[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

@realFETV Why is your network still running ads for a supplement that was banned by the FDA three months ago?

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[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

@tvland Why are you running ads on your network for a product banned by the FDA last November?

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[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

A special song from my friends, MaryBeth Zamer and Mike T Lewis, a.k.a. @TwangtownParamours. Please watch and like the video, and buy it if you like it
FYI, this song is 40% cute and 60% risqué.

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[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Following up on Sen. Ron Johnson’s claims made on The Source Monday night:

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

@CalltoActivism Also, “trump” is British slang for “fart.” So yes, our friends in the UK spent four years hearing about “President Fart.”

It’s almost hard to imagine why our allies laughed at him.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Thanks to all who served and continue to serve. Support injured vets via @HomesForOurTrps. #VeteransDay @JakeTapper https://t.co/sGiRgWlUr3

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

Dear Black Community,

Just a reminder of who Republicans are, just in case you’ve concussed and feel the need to vote for one.

“African American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans.” - Mitch McConnell

Arizona GOP Rep. Eli Crane calls minorities ‘colored people’ on House floor.

“I know a ton of white people that are as lazy and sorry and probably worse than Black people I know.”

“Look at my African American over here.”

“Shit hole countries.”

‘go back' to the 'crime infested places from which they came'

Do not give those racists your vote.
#FreshWords

[Ari Weitzman @arijoe19]

Very briefly, The Atlantic is right: https://t.co/2F6nbVqnAj

I don't routinely share articles online, but Musk echoed the worldview of the person who murdered my cousin. It doesn't matter to me if knew that. It matters to me that that worldview is confronted.

[@judgeluttig @judgeluttig]

Prophetic words from Alexander Hamilton to George Washington in 1792 — as apt and timely today as they were over 230 years ago.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

There are a lot more Congressional Republicans taking credit for President Biden’s Bipartisan Infrastructure Law than who actually voted for it.

On the two-year anniversary of the law, let’s take a look.

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[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

One time when I was little I went to a magic show at the library and got to go up to be part of the tricks and in one of them he made a bunch of foam balls appear in my clenched hands and to this day I have no explanation for how that happened so Im still on the fence about magic

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Res ipsa loquitur: Latin for “The thing speaks for itself.”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who thinks it's absolutely NUTS how Republicans completely ignore actual evidence of trump's guilt, including video, audio, signed documents, and even words out of his own dumb mouth…

…but will twist themselves into pretzels to try to impeach President Biden for *checks notes* absolutely NO EVIDENCE AT ALL.

It. Is. A. Cult.

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

B’more, hon!

[Josh Charles @MrJoshCharles]

A guy in NY sees my Oriole hat & says “oh everyone has their O’s hats now” I said dude I went to motherf**king Terry Crowley’s baseball camp & been wearing this cap since I was in diapers, so take that shit somewhere else. He’s like who’s Terry Crowley?

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

Thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, inexorably, getting closer, and we cannot stop her.

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

@GiantFood Already told the store personnel.

[CapitolConjuror @CapitolConjuror]

@GiantFood If you’re going to limit self-checkout to 20 items or fewer, then you need to open more than one cashier line. Especially on Saturday morning, when you know it’s going to be busy.
#CustomerServiceFail