Fa La La Legra

Allegra. Opticianry's baddest bitch. Founder of FarSight, human exclamation point, Tinderella and basketball fan. Where I should be all the time.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

If your loved ones were ever kidnapped and the perps demanded a ransom of like 500 contact lens-branded plastic pens, I could help. Just putting it out there.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

You had me at « lemongrass hibiscus, » @eastboundbeer. I loved seeing all my cool running pals at the @runtobeer holiday party. What a lovely group of people. I am so happy to have spent another year getting to know… https://t.co/YphfNf6iP1

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

Happy three-month #GotchaDay to the world’s all-time fruit bat. She chose me as much as I chose her and I am so proud to be the one to make her feel safe. clove_tho, let’s go on adventures ❤️ #minpin #minpinstagram… https://t.co/zwvKqJmEBV

[Maruf @m3aruf]

i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

🎶 Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars 🎶

Guy That Just Waked 500 Miles and 500 More: they have what

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

@seananmcguire Clove: the void stares back and begs for peanut butter.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

Realized today that I think #OhHello is funny mostly because Gil is the gritty character reboot of Coach Z from Homestar Runner.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

A chest of baby clothes and thirst? Nope.

[homestar_ebooks 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Homestar_ebooks]

I strongly urge both the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.

[Lillian Boyd @herelieslill]

i don’t know who needs to hear this but put your fucking dog on a leash

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

« Run » is a generous word for the slip-shamble I did to get to this nitro sour from @BloodBrothersTO, but considering the three cool parties I attended last night I am proud to have gotten out of bed at all. Thanks… https://t.co/2ZaubvjQBU

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

Friends of mine are subtweeting each other and frankly it’s telling when someone only believes sex work is legitimate work until someone they want to vilify (for unrelated reasons) participates in it. You can’t have it both ways.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

Well, looks like I’m not going anywhere today. clove_tho is better than any weighted blanket. #minpinstagram #chipin #babyitscoldoutside❄️ #girlsinglasses #trapped #brunette #adoptdontshop #blackdog @ East York https://t.co/HSdoTHD6E1

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

2009/2019. This is what $20,000 worth of extremely inconvenient TMJD treatment does to a femme. #2019 #2009vs2019 #girlsinglasses #selfie #threadless #beforeandafter #orthodontics #thattmjlife… https://t.co/eisu4J27jA

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

This is the only picture google has tagged in Uranium City, SK. When you search it on a map, this is what comes up.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

@PhrosenPhrase Priority given to uncontrollable curls

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As far as bad choices go, I feel like “remember the time I was considering moving to Winnipeg for a man?” ranks higher than “remember the time I dated a raw vegan?” but, like, not by *that* much.

[Fa La La Legra @CapnAllegra]

@rachelmack That is how I am looking at it! It is colder than the moon there. Nonsense.