Goose

There's no underwear in space

She/Her

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Mrs Steal Yo Girl

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

that's it, I've had enough of millennial slander. pockets in dresses are good, drinking out of mason jars is fun, side parts look nicer on most women, "Home" is a delightful song. everyone knock it off

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

@back2badlands @lonelyisthejulz Ego

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Castle (live) has impacted me so much that when I hear it normal my body is READY for the whole experience

[YB 🔜✈️ SWCLA27 @YodaBauer]

It’s kinda wild that there’s debate over how much Pedro is Din but we never once questioned how much James Earl Jones was Darth Vader.

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Went and saw the Baby Yoda movie and my friend said okay time for project Hail Mary again you know that's right

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I’m an elder millennial. I’m never letting go of my emotional support denim jacket, gold hoop earrings, boomerang drink videos, 90s R&B, side parts, and peace signs in my pics. Fight me.

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

My boss told me I don't get anymore holidays off because I requested Father's Day off only because that's when my lease ends not because I have a father

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Outlander just hurt my feelings!!!

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

@lonelyisthejulz YES QUEEN YOU DID THAT

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

The Dancing With the Stars stage is going to get a bit more yellow this season🤩

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Pre SPN Jensen Ackles on Dawsons Creek is like a drug to me (she says as she takes her nightly antidepressants)

[Lea 🦩 @abysstoabyss]

can one of these cutesie little ollipoppi probiotic soda brands just do one with a little cane sugar instead of stevia

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Giving me wifi on a flight is a .... Choice

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Why did it take 5 seasons and 9 episodes for the MAIN CHARACTER to lose his virginity on Dawson Creek

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Without Me” by Halsey has reached 2.5 BILLION streams on Spotify.

It’s her second song to achieve this.

[@ jules @lonelyisthejulz]

I CANT WAIT TO STREAM THE FUCK OUT OF TGI DELUXE

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

Saw this and immediately ran to Twitter @lonelyisthejulz you did it queen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Halsey announces the deluxe edition of ‘The Great Impersonator’ out May 1st.

[Goose @CapnAubvious]

I love Pacey Witter so much I will accept no slander

[Kit | SAW HAPPY HOURS @KittKattEra]

kind of the Dawson Joey anthem if you think about it