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Season 2 Episode 1 of The Office ✨✨
Putting the fun in dysfunctional day by day.
I'm the girl your mother warned you about.♐

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

@blink182 hey I have a Blink-182 tattoo! 😏

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

Bridgerton is soft porn

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

I just be thinking about this grilled cheese I made the other night that was actually the BEST grilled cheese I've ever had. Contemplating remaking it at the moment, but this couch feels real nice.

[Chelsea 👩‍🎤 @idksorry01]

When my house is burning down and I accidentally call the foo fighters instead of the fire fighters 😞

[☔ @Whotfismick]

starting a rewatching ur
new show comfort show
for the 15th time

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry for being such a bitch i’m overstimulated

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

"he's a fucking idiot...at least he had beer"

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

Can people just leave me alone for once. Can't a girl get some SPACE. SHEEEEESH

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

What's REALLY stopping me from hitting this little shit in urgent care rn?

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if u want to date me u have to defeat my 6 overwhelming attempts to push u away

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

"aggressive women are going to ruin society"

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

Bringing a Nerf gun to the manager meeting tomorrow. This way, when people talk out of turn - WASTED.

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

Wishing I was skinny but I really like chicken wings

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

I wish you could bring Nerf guns to the bar, but I also understand why maybe you shouldn't 😂

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

Eat a sandwich naked in bed and tell me being single isn't alright

[fu @CapnCourtney182]

What a time to be ✨alive✨