CaptainJewdiculousTV

Hey, Digital Sailors!
Youtuber, Twitch Streamer, General Dumbass
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[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

Who wants to help me steal one, hang it upside down from its base and t0rTur3 it to d3/\th?

[Weave Robotics @weaverobotics]

Today, we’re launching our home robot Isaac 1.

Isaac 1 deliveries will begin this fall.

Order yours below.

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

@bestshortclip Only real ones know where this is from

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@ChannelAwesome The difference is one actually looks like a fucking human being

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I'm gonna give this one a chance. If it's Steven god damn Spielberg, there's no way he can fuck this up.

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

Ladies and gentlemen, this was the moment that people realized they had a new cow to milk dry.
First backrooms, then siren head, now mandela catalogue. We're just gonna continue to fuck the film industry until nobody can unfuck it. Great job, guys.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A movie based on ‘THE MANDELA CATALOGUE’ YouTube series is in the works.

Alex Kister will direct the film based on his YouTube series with Steven Spielberg set to produce.

(Source: Deadline)

[LambdaGeneration @LambdaGen]

Behold, the first real-life Lambda Generator ⚡️

This little guy is now keeping our lights and servers on, courtesy of LambdaGeneration team member BepBepStev.

(We’ve been trying to sell these things since April 1st 2019)

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

You can't legally copyright something you didn't make, period.
This case is bullshit, you don't own something that a machine made.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Tung Tung Sahur is now at the center of a federal “custody battle” over brainrot characters

The creators of Steal a Brainrot are asking a court to rule that Mementum Lab can’t claim copyright control over the viral meme

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

I have two
The first one is the "Trashy Want Trash" ai slop video from a chicago sanitation twitter account, and my second is this:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Social Media Day.

What is your favorite social media post of all time?

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

@obamaatredrobin Just thought I'd come back to honor this beautiful video

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

@CSLostArchive "Ur hackin'!"
"NO I DON'T"

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

@MewZe_ JD Vance would love you

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

Why do my corny remarks get the most attention?

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@insaneposes He's looks like such an amazing person, but why does he genuinely have the face of Eli Vance mixed with Male 07 from Half-Life 2

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@clearanceee_ian @insaneposes Shhh

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@cakeboppop If 90s Walt Disney animated HLVRAI, this is genuinely so beautiful I love it

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

@tummy_kisser Was it SCP 096??????

[Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc]

22 years ago today, the first SALAD FINGERS was posted to @Newgrounds by @DAVID_FIRTH.

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

I'll even go one further and say we should sell modified consoles or even build our own consoles to sell and support these discs and rebuild TRUE gaming from the ground up.

Let's take back the game industry. Let's take it back for REAL gamers.

[CaptainJewdiculousTV @CapnJDic]

Due to the cease in production of physical games, I vote a process should be set in place for future gamers.
Modern games should be pirated and burnt onto discs and either sold for free or for a reasonable, yet inexpensive price, to preservate the joy of physical content.