CapnTits

Accountant at @acllive. Playing bad golf and good disco in Austin, TX.

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People love to hate

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@NoLayingUp Might be favorite thing to come from NLU at the Masters

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@KVanValkenburg VWLS

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Me bowing out of all responsibilities for the next four days…

[Sam McKewon @swmckewonOWH]

Caitlin Clark is now one victory away from former UConn and Duke players declaring that, as it turns out, she needed to have won two national titles to be considered great.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

“If I hit it over on that deck where’s my drop?” —Jordan Spieth

Greller off to the side:

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Me after I hit the "End Meeting" button and return back to my true form

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@historyinmemes @TheShotgunStart

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@willknightsTFE Now Americans do the same but with Creed in ‘25

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It ‘tis ‘til it t’ain’t

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

TEXAS‼️🤘

#HookEm

[pinar @pienar]

he’s going straight onto my charcuterie board

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"What's a donut?"

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters

[Garrett Morrison @garrett_TFE]

Okay, Jordan, normally it's fun to see you randomly start playing like an 11 handicap, but this is serious

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Kim Mulkey has 24 hours to respond

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The love for Texas interim head coach Rodney Terry is special 🧡

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Had 2 martinis there is not a single IG story I won’t reply to