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I am the all singing, all dancing crap of the world 🌍

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trump and Republicans hit with MORE bad news as a new poll from Quinnipiac University finds that President Biden’s approval rating just skyrocketed 9% in a single month after a slew of legislative victories for him and the Democrats. RT TO CONGRATULATE PRESIDENT BIDEN!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: MAGA Senator Lindsey Graham threatens that there will be “riots in the streets” if Donald Trump is prosecuted for his dangerous and criminal mishandling of classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PROSECUTE HIM ANYWAY AND LOCK UP ANY RIOTERS!

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@cheersitskatie I need a new gpu 😆

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@DrOz

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@SexWithEmily Yeah. That never ends well.

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@RobinsonCarol In other news, Memaw Ivey just signed a “constitutional carry” law to make these drive-by’s (and other shootings) even easier to come by. Congrats Alabamians!

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@BreeOlson Assumptive much?

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@POTUS Let’s #CancelStudentLoans like you promised.

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@aldotcom Alabama is the most dumbfuck state.

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Wth is the deal with @BorisJohnson ‘s hair? I need this explained..

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#wtf I can’t believe they posed for a pic of this.

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@DarnTough Duuuude. Make the thermals. Just do it.

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@margotpeck @ALPublicHealth There are no mandates, dumbass.

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@bunn_darryl @UABNews @uabmedicine The whole point of their tweet was the point out that people like you should not go to the doctor for common symptoms that aren’t urgent. They are talking to you. Just in case you missed that.

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@ALHollyB @UABNews @uabmedicine The media is not responsible for people being stupid. For fuck sake they put “emergency” in the title.

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@aldotcom She’s just like this guy: a dead terrorist. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Totally agree 💯

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Poly in the News: Good polyamory at last in a TV series, Kwanzaa in a poly home, finding family, a holiday podcast marathon, and more https://t.co/QI9lHXjBoF