Captain Iowa

#FightForIowa Class of 2018 • #BoomerSooner Class of 2020 • NC to IA to OK to UT • Somebody save #Wazzu and #OregonState • #CauseChaos

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

Every single media bully and pawn actively attacking the G5 inclusion in the #CFP would’ve rooted for the Soviets at the Miracle on Ice in 1980. There’s nothing more American than rooting for the underdog when everyone counts them out.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@thejonwander @allie__voss My thoughts exactly. I don’t want to be cynical, but one is basically just getting lost in a corporate resumé database, and the other is a giant red flag due to the social media aspect. I’m always open to being convinced otherwise, but that’s how it seems to me right now

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@QuetzalPhoenix All I see is a thread full of judgmental muppets

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@megha_lilly There absolutely is nothing beautiful about Dombey and Son. I can do Frankenstein and British Romantic poetry, those are wonderful, but Charles Dickens is a hard unequivocal no.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@SandyofCthulhu If that doesn’t light a fire in a budding genre writer, I don’t know what will

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

LEHIGH WINS IT FROM BEYOND HALF-COURT 😱

THIS IS MARCH.

(via @espn)

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@romanhelmetguy Either way, leave me out of it

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@Jeremy_xyz @FightWithMemes I’d definitely say getting bullied as a kid was the genesis of my misanthropy. While I stopped the bullying eventually, my dislike for people has only been reinforced over the years

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Miami Ohio Basketball is 30-0, but a large number of pundits have downplayed the accomplishment based on their weak schedule. FOIA requests have confirmed Miami AD David Sayler’s comments that they tried to schedule top teams but they all declined.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@kenzietuff @Theo_TJ_Jordan None of the people who preach empathy actually practice it.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@Starkian7789 That guy is another poster child for social media delusion

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

The football-ification of college basketball debate is not good. The NCAA Tournament is not about getting the best teams in. That's why there's 68 freakin' spots. Have you seen the bubble? Stop defending mid. I'm going to enjoy the Miami ride as long as it goes.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@SYNESTHEIZURE That’s why reconstructionism is a thing in neopaganism. But you also have people like myself who just do our own thing.

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@SYNESTHEIZURE And even if there hypothetically was, we don’t know nearly enough about the vast majority of those practices to really make a judgement call on that. What we have was usually recorded by someone else, think Roman impressions of Germanic beliefs

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@SandyofCthulhu Florida would never let us hear the end of it

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@TPatbat It doesn’t help that there are people out there who have a religious-like view of therapy as something you absolutely have to have or else you’re somehow broken or morally wrong. Then again, people tend to double down when something gets accused of being a scam

[The Fighting Irish @FightingIrish]

From the family of Lou Holtz

[On3 @On3]

Legendary College Football coach Lou Holtz has passed away at 89🙏

https://t.co/QtQuHYpytT

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@millerman This is an oversimplification. The political compass test is a lot more in depth and nuanced than this

[Captain Iowa @Capn_Iowa]

@allie__voss I got invited to a book club once that read nothing but YA, but that was mixed gender I think. I don’t like YA so I didn’t join, but at least it wasn’t smut 🤷