Tony

"Stays crunchy, even in milk!"

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Sat through 3 hrs of #AChristmasStoryLive. Now I wished I’d shot my eye out instead. And my other eye. And both ears for good measure.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

@Matt_Pinner

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

@joeroganhq

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

WTH?!!! Can’t ever have all our players healthy at the same time.

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Zach Edey is projected to be out up to four weeks due to a stress reaction in his left ankle, per @ShamsCharania.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Can we just chalked this up as a failed experiment and move on @memgrizz ?
We have too much talent to be losing so many games. It’s embarrassing.
#FIREIISALO

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Dear @JaMorant ,

Do you know who else has lost their joy?

The fans.

Please get back to doing what you do.

For Memphis.

Sincerely,

A Fan

#Memphis #Grizzlies

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

@Wil_da_beast_ You called it!

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I’m onboard with this

[ᴄᴏʟᴇ @CREAMYCOLE]

I’m begging every single FedExForum attendee to hit the finger guns whenever the Grizzlies hit a three

If you never do anything else please #DoItForJa

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I thought we might have made a turn for the better. Now I’m not so sure you’re in this with me again.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

We never even got to the marriage counseling part. Just skipped right over that. 😢

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

“Then Peter came to him and asked, “Lord, how often should I forgive someone who sins against me? Seven times?” “No, not seven times,” Jesus replied, “but seventy times seven!”
Matthew 18:21-22 NLT

I guess this was # 491. https://t.co/b8gUQb7uPT

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I wish I was back in SoCal. At least then I could drive myself to the beach and listen to the waves for solace. I have absolutely no one here and no where to go to keep my mind off of this. I’m in my own personal hell.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I don’t want to do this anymore

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I used to believe I was fearless. Turns out my biggest fear was losing you and being alone.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Somebody Kill Me - The Wedding Singer (4/6) Movie CLIP (1998) HD https://t.co/hHMxorBQOh via @YouTube

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Guess I’m going to have to change my username since I won’t have a boat anymore. Might as well change my profile picture too.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

The fact that you have always been able to walk around like nothing has happened vs. me wanting to just disappear forever speaks volumes.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

I have literally sat a my desk for 8 hrs a day doing absolutely nothing this whole week. Dragging myself in every day takes about all the strength & energy I can muster these days. I’m broken.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

The problem with mistakes is that you can’t take them back. I’d gladly take them all back if I’d known it would be like this.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

Fuck you Timehop for reminding me how happy I used to be and how great life was.

[Tony @Capn_Tony]

This is not the life I planned. Staring over at 53 was not on my Bingo card. You were my lobster. 🥺