Old Bae

Welcome to the mess.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

That’s not how Uno works

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

What the fuck dude

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Bucs added another veteran up front, signing former #Lions edge Al-Quadin Muhammad to a 1-year deal with a max value of $6M, source said.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

What the FUCK

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Lions are trading standout RB David Montgomery to the #Texans, landing Houston a productive power back, per The Insiders.

A fifth-round pick goes back to Detroit, as Knuckles leaves Sonic.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

Does Detroit even want to make the playoffs or?

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

@BarrySanders @Leaf_Cards Gibbs, and breaking the record.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Congratulations to the 🐐 @JohnCena on a legendary @WWE career 🖐

#ThankYouCena

[ً @cryst6ls]

it’s so cold outside fuck israel

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

@NFLOfficiating fuck you. Another prime time Lions botch??? I’m betting on these games and you’re gonna lie on national television again?!

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

Oh my god. I hate it here so much

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Statement from the Detroit Lions

[𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕥 @Devoted2DET]

I am NOT THANKFUL for @NFLOFFICIATING

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

@NFLOfficiating investigate this crew what is going on

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

Well fuck @KNARFWONGAR lemme know if you want it

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

Hello Frank Ragnow. I will give you the deed to my house to come out of retirement. Thank you.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

This is real. Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement.

[Mike Payton @AtoZ_Payton]

Here’s your Moon Stat for this week. The Lions are playing the Packers on a Waxing Crescent Moon. The Lions are 10-1 on this Moon in the last three years.

The Lions are 7-4 on Thanksgiving during Waxing Crescent Moons and 3-0 against the Packers in those games.

[Old Bae @Capn__Morgan]

Hello Frank Ragnow. I will give you the deed to my house to come out of retirement. Thank you.