capnfatass

it’s all Ben’s fault

[WECSOG vintage lazymaxxer (250 IQ convicted felon) @Flatt0pH8r]

Everyone's saying this

But maybe some 23 y/o intern went to 7-Eleven and realized how hard it went. Maybe we'll get this next:

[matt @realfan_1]

The toilet is door dashing poop from my butt

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“So you stumbled upon dead Mexicans?”

“Mhmm.”

“And figured out where the drug money is.”

“Yep.”

“And how much was it?”

“A little over $2million.”

“And what have you invested that in? Stocks? Bonds? Real estate?”

“Well currently it’s in an air duct at a motel.”

[Joe Horns Cell Phone @JoeHornsPhone]

🚨Alvin Kamara confirms that his 2025 NFL season are there were once they are did.

He became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a running back and football began.

Congratulations AK 🤍

[slug knight @theslugknight]

fuck that’s when i am

[allie ୨୧ @rightupmyaIIie]

OWTWT

[Chris @citehchris]

10 beers deep standing outside trying to make eye contact til someone offers me a cigarette

[The Maury Show @TheMAURYShow]

I’m sitting this one out

[jfc @ahhh_jeez]

@quebecween If amazon dies, I'll just order from Walmart.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is where i post from

[willyum @willyumslife]

her natural lubrication

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Never forget what they took from us