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La carbonara è la mia vita

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@BillSimmons @jkylemann @HousefromDC @netw3rk You deserve zero happiness in life - mainly because you never learn. You are such a sad little man.

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@MattLeinartQB “My kids will do the same”

You’re literally part of the problem.

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@KevinOConnor The irony hurts, doesn’t it? Clown bitch.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

About 30 hours apart, never a dull moment in South Florida ☀️🌴

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@RealBobManning Cope harder, nerd

[Ernny_The_E_Man @ernnytheman]

In all seriousness what Chris Haynes did on tv a couple hours ago has to be some of the strangest shit ever. That should take all credibility he has away.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

Can someone please create a @SerieA version?

https://t.co/2GCGPJdcs1

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Down seven, get thrown out at second base on a pop fly, score zero runs. The 2026 Boston Red Sox, everybody. Blow it up.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Brayan Bello should just save himself the embarrassment and start throwing the ball over the wall and letting the Orioles jog the bases.

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

Rest in piss, @BoilerBall

[calciomercato.it @calciomercatoit]

#Gattuso dopo Italia-Irlanda del Nord 2-0: "Adesso ci godiamo questo e dopo vediamo, già da domani concentrati su quello che dobbiamo fare. Ci voleva una vittoria così. Ci voleva, ci voleva. Ringraziamo Bergamo per l'ennesima volta, perché anche il primo tempo ha sentito pochissimi fischi, siamo andati nello spogliatoio sugli applausi. Grazie ai tifosi, grazie alle tifoserie, a tutti i tifosi del mondo e all'Italia. E adesso ci andiamo a giocare questa finale"

[Average Juventus Enjoyer @AverageChiesa]

Del Piero: satisfied but doesn’t overly celebrate as that’s not his club

Marco: celebrates like Italy won a WC semi final because he’s not a fan of Juve/any specific club

LMAO

[DENNIS SMITH @dtrain2901]

U KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS🟧🟩

Sorry for the wait but…..INCOMING🚂

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@PeteNakos Not a single mention of how much money they spent though, right? Punk bitch

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

@caneville305 How catholic of him!

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

.@MalikZaire8 sup bitch

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

BUMS @HokiesFB

[Adam Lichtenstein @ABLichtenstein]

Good news for the Hurricanes: Jakobe Thomas’s X-Rays were negative, and Mario Cristobal expects him to be ready for next week.

[Capo @CapoCarusillo]

MALACHI TONEY SAVES OUR PLAYOFF HOPES