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[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

According to Sun Tzu, the victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. In this essay I will... https://t.co/0tMjswUIeW

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

Neck-ed and unafraid

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In front of you is Madam Godzilla, the woman currently causing sleepless nights across the nation after men discovered she's allegedly the majority shareholder of Embassava Sacco, with more than 100 matatus under her empire. Suddenly, every unemployed motivational speaker, gym instructors, and certified horizontal engineers are updating their CV.

As you can see, this yellow-yellow damsel has refused to age according to government regulations. In her late 50s, she's looking fresher & more succulent than even the likes of kina Azziad. She's exactly the type preferred by us Walala Hoii.

We are prepared to love her unconditionally, support her emotionally, and spend quality time helping her monitor how her money is being used,, preferably from a beach resort. Dear Wanjiru, this is a painful lesson in economics.

You can be beautiful, fit, attractive, and possess cheekbones sharp enough to cut onions, but if your account balance is permanently displaying insufficient funds, a woman like Madam Godzilla who owns 70 matatus will make you look like a mchusi kafiri.

The moment broke men heard about the 70 matatus, they stopped asking for love and started asking for an opportunity to showcase their talent in waist movement. Buana this woman is gojias & very beautiful, SHINGO ni la upanga.😍

She is fit for human consumption approved by the Kariandusi world food program. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos as they try to circumnavigate through Godzilla's wandawea. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@gregthesorcerer Are there cleansing rituals before/after

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

Top 3 feelings in the world guarding that nut from the succubus that wants to take it in a wet dream and continuing the long intentional semen retention feels so good man 🧙‍♂️🪄😇

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

That nut after a long semen retention feels so goood man top 3 feelings in the world

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@xysist Architecturally, men are single rooms and the women bedsitters; or the single rooms nearest to the shared washrooms 💀

[感覚と知性 @FourthArchetype]

Yet another bird named after Frederick Jackson.
We call it 'mũrũgũ' in my first language.

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@saint_mikha @mikemas28 The king can afford to replace 7 mouses

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

God creating the Perineum

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@trekszn Ni kama dem kienyo. Haisound au kukaa poa but inaslap 😋 design itafanya ukuwe into bdsm 😆

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@trekszn As I was explaining the recipe to the guys at the office, my Digo work wife involuntarily muttered 'Shaytan' and clutched her prayer beads tightly. Hivo ndo niliend up kupikiwa Swahili foods 😁

[Prints.and.the.Revolution @PrintsandtheRev]

//ACKNOWLEDGMENT//

PRINTS GENERAL ORDER 042069Z JUN05

CODE OF CONDUCT COMPLIANCE

PUBLIC RELEASE

RECEIVED, READ, DISSEMINATED, ACKNOWLEDGED,

(I HOPE YOU PRINT A GUN TODAY....)

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Where is the Xenophobic South Africans with Leopard skin when you need them?

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

"Nasikia hata day school zinachoma buana, sisi ndo waoga tu."

[Derizz @trekszn]

Surprised hamjui ngúnja matú

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

The circulatory system

[swinky @swinkying]

What’s a group of worms called

[Novan Hazard @NovanHazard]

@TheAtlantic @MichaelSchuman This is nothing more than blatant whining. The U.S also runs a government-subsidized, export-driven manufacturing juggernaut only that it exports nothing more than war, weapons and technology for enabling it

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@FourthArchetype Hess

[Sophia @Sophia_Sophi01]

Perfect example of one person trash is another person treasure

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

Did he ever visit Laikipia?

[Africa Today Media Group @africatodayMG]

Pictured here is Alex Ojera, who served as Minister of Broadcasting and Tourism under President Milton Obote, being escorted to President Idi Amin following his capture.

In September 1972, Ojera was among Obote’s allies who attempted to return to Uganda covertly to reinstate Obote in power. The group was detained by soldiers loyal to President Idi Amin.

[Seditious @CapoDiTuttiPapi]

@OwanghB Happy birthday girl from the soil