Jimmy Capp

Resistor. Retired Navy Chief. Tired of the jackassery & dipshittery of the pimps, thieves & mouth breathers that make up the bovine brigade that is today's GOP.

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@CharlieK_news Every word of this post is 100% horse crap.

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@tedcruz Not really. Just ask all of those J6 yahoos that Trumpleforeskin just pardoned.

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@RepOgles You’re a special kind of simple, aren’t you?

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@ThisIsKyleR Exactly how twisted does a pretzel have to get to meet this level of logic?

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@Bubblebathgirl Then you are not only a fool, you are a dangerous fool.

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I never thought Americans would cheer the possibility of being snatched out of their home and sent to a jungle prison.

What’s that?

You’re a law abiding citizen and can prove it?

Not if you aren’t given the chance to.

Keep licking that boot on your neck.

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HOLY SH*T 🚨 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele is trolling Democrats so badly. I absolutely love it

Now it’s time to impeach Sen. Chris Van Hollen

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@RepMTG The chances that Trump wrote this are about shit and zero.

If he had written it, there would have been claims that he knows more about the resurrection than anyone and that the whole egg thing was his idea.

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@Real1JMT @kylenabecker The lack of awareness in this post is amazing

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@Jim_Jordan Why is this jackhole still a thing?

Shouldn’t he be wrestling drag queens or some damn thing?

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah. Big Bird and Oscar are sooooo radical.
Maybe Snuffleuppagus is to blame.

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@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Did he negotiate with a dentist to fix those gums?

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@RepMTG You jagoffs couldn’t bring back a thrown tennis ball.

Not even if you had two black labs to show you how to do it.

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@RepMTG You fools couldn’t fix a broken shoe lace.

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@DarkMSolvent Me an Bobby McPee

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@realDonaldTrump True.

In three short months, you and your flunkies, stooges and yes men have twisted this country into what looks like a balloon animal made by a barely functional, drunk party clown.

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@OSeanClouds @realDonaldTrump Well, you will never be able to wash that orange and brown stain from your lips.

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@EdKrassen OK. But let’s make sure that his kids & GOP congressional children are in the first wave.

These fucking people.

They don’t want to take care of the disabled vets we have now, but they want another war?

They’d be singing a different tune if they had some skin in the game.

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@RepMTG See You Next Tuesday.

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@Acyn Isn’t this the MF that is still squealing about Hillary’s email?

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@joncoopertweets The boy is about as useless as snake sneakers.