Captain Levi

37 years young. America First🇺🇸. Father of 2🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️. Conservative. 2A. Truck Driver, ThotKilla, (former) small biz owner, Christian🙏... DM OPEN 4 LADIES

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

@ErikaCA47 Bill Gates lookin like the Olympics shooter.

[Gary Conway @gazcon]

You know who's terrible?

People that talk, shout and vote left wing but live a right wing life, with their marriage, 3 kids in private school, private healthcare and rural house away from the worst consequences of their left wing ideology. For now.

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

Tulsi Gabbard was spotted entering the White House moments ago and the video is going very viral for a reason nobody expected

[Center-Aezzie Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @AezzieUwU]

Joe Biden (R) vs Donald Trump (D)

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

They all hate him and have spent billions collectively to destroy him… and he made them all watch.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Always tell a boomer you are unemployed and not looking for work, even if you have a job. Ruin their day

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

@areyouawitchor2 Born in 97. I experienced all that in like 20 years years.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people realizing it?

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

😭😭😭

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

Asians open an English dictionary randomly pick a word then use it to name their companies, bands, clothing line, and everything else.

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

Tomorrow is October.

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

Tomorrow is July.

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

Today is September.

[Captain Levi @CappingLevi]

@dedene Is that Shohei Ohtani?

[Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews]

NEW: Former Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was just seen entering the White House.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Who’s going to tell him?

[Pint Drinker @Pintdrinker]

Unc still got it

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[Saturn 🪐 @soyjustamentese]

"entendiste lo que te dije?"

mi mente:

[The married man @marriedmn]

Until you get married, you will never understand why most married men cheat. Your wife can decide to close the strait of Hormuz for a whole month and because some men cannot go for long without oil, they decide to get it from Venezuela.

[おみこ にゃん @poco3118]

エサやりおじさん

「今日のノルマは〜
10匹で合ってっかな？
まぁ何とかなるじゃろ🧑‍🦲」　　

でござるにゃん(^_^;)

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

are niggas using AI in the hood yet

do they even know it exists