Malticia Addams *inactive moving to deactivate*

Moving to my other socials. Fuck Elon Musk.
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[Malticia Addams *inactive moving to deactivate* @CappnMallory]

Y'all it's been real but I'm gonna move off Twitter. I don't really use it anymore. My other socials are below if you want to stay mutuals. Idk if I'll fully deactivate but I'm definitely not gonna check in here regularly.

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Discord: captainmallory#6942
TikTok: Thegreenwitch23
IG: https://t.co/mVlDC4rtIK.witch.arts
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[Malticia Addams *inactive moving to deactivate* @CappnMallory]

Y'all it's been real but I'm gonna move off Twitter. I don't really use it anymore. My other socials are below if you want to stay mutuals. Idk if I'll fully deactivate but I'm definitely not gonna check in here regularly.

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Ah yes the movies about blood, violence, rape, and pain did not do well during a period of crisis and collective trauma in the middle of a pandemic compared to *checks notes* lighthearted comic movies with mostly happy endings

[Arfin @qamararfin]

none of them made any money and I blame Marvel movies

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Feel like all the doctors who told me exercising would help with my back pain and my depression should each owe me $1,000 because that's just not happening despite consistency

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Taika Waititi just invents a character for D&D and then decides "what if I roleplay this for millions but make it gayer?" And that's why I love him

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@lilithsaur I am 29 and generally well behaved

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@lilithsaur If I need an invite please send 🥺

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Some of our party themes are "we own a zoo" and "band of wandering himbos" and man is it fun

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So lemme tell you what myself (bard), our druid, and our rogue did yesterday in D&D:
We see a known enemy NPC with two grunts, two will-bent fae creatures, and a demon standing guard outside a mine we need to free.

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Bard: *smiles wickedly* "worth a shot" and she bashes him over the head with her concertina. He stumbles backward, releasing her hand, and she stuffs the broach in her pocket.
Cue initiative rolls!
One of the coolest things I've ever gotten to RP with the other girl players

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@paaaigepeachh @JoanofOrc Laaaaame

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If muskrat every actually buys this fucking app I'm deleting

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@Maladroithe Because I'm obsessed with her, it's by choice! This quick read sums up multiple interviews Kiera gave that explain specifically why she chooses to only do period drama work
"The Feminist Politics of a Keira Knightley Period Drama — Unpublished" https://t.co/a4u2nfC6hK