Cappy Russell

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

Quick! Someone tell @GlennYoungkin before it’s too late.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

.@GlennYoungkin is hoping you won't notice that he caved to the Daily Wire and secretly eliminated suicide prevention resources for LGBTQ youth.

You should DEFINITELY not retweet this so others know as well. https://t.co/mJ010XTcru

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

Just listened to @talkhoops and @ByJayKing debate the charge on @TheAthletic NBA podcast. Isn’t the compromise candidate requiring the defender to hold their position for 2-3 seconds in order to draw a charge?

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@changingshades @amadcartoonist Not saying it’s no. 1, but if we went by Cyclops’ own standards and not our objective view, somewhere on the list is the time he left his wallet at home and didn’t realize it until he had already arrived at the library.

Scott just can never forgive himself for that.

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

DC statehood now!

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@NotLasers @teaberryblue Congratulations, Jay! Any mutant powers or too soon to tell?

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@szarlotka @seattletimes Congrats, Erstwhile Roomie!

Next stop: #AboveTheFold

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@PantherKing14 @jbouie “God said, “This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: I have set my ‘woke pride flag nonsense’ in the clouds, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and earth.”
Gen. 9:12-13

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@bridgetEMobrien Hmmm…tell me more about that second option.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@AleksandrKallus @tracytran @jgchacin9 @notlarrysabato Sang Yi is a longtime Hill staffer for R’s like Paul Gosar and Louis Gohmert. He consistently voted against local initiatives to preserve the environment and bragged openly about how he tricked the other members of the council into loosening penalties for guns. Not a moderate.

[Ben Tribbett @notlarrysabato]

8:04 PM PROJECTION: Huge upset in Fairfax City as Catherine Read (D) defeats Sang Yi (R) for Mayor.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@szarlotka What beat are you covering now?!?!

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

In Fairfax City’s mayoral race, @CSRead has the endorsement of @TimKaine, @MarkWarner, @ElectConnolly, @DavidBulova, and the @FairfaxCityDems.

Which makes me wonder why @ChapPetersen has only aped the campaign strategy of Read’s opponent. Stand with your fellow D’s, Chap(!)…

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@1GottaGo Due respect, you did this one wrong. The answer is “I’m Still Waiting.”

Now, you want to really make people sweat? Sub in “U and I” and watch the fireworks.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@bridgetEMobrien This is America. If “rocket testing” time is over, that just means it’s time for rocket ATTACKS.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

Hey @capitalweather, what’s going on here in Fairfax City? #RainbowCloud

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@GailSimone Lead an extraordinary long and self-referential grace before the meal.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@amadcartoonist Would also accept Samson and the donkey jawbone.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

I’m a high school teacher in a department that has had a very hard time filling open positions the last two years. I have had precisely these thoughts and conversations with my colleagues.

[Cappy Russell @CappyRussell]

@GailSimone [Cut to Zod on the floor of the Kryptonian legislature, holding a fist-sized intact rock as proof that the planet was not about to explode.]