Just A Silly Guy

Stevie. 25. ♐️. Any Pronouns. Just a sack of rice flour. ACAB. BLM. Abolish capitalism and free Palestine.

[Just A Silly Guy @CappyTheRat]

Having a worker say I “made their day” because I tipped them more than they expected tells you all you need to know about capitalism

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[🌚 @c1ubpenguinstan]

lmao conservatives getting mad at love is blind because they realize they’re unfuckable and unmarriable

[Bill McKibben @billmckibben]

A reminder that Jimmy Carter put solar panels on the White House roof.

In the 1970s.

Only to watch Ronald Reagan take them down.

[b @hibettybride]

brockhampton performs "family guy"

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

2008 was an incredible time for our country

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I think I would like a hot cocoa.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

On my flight today I woke up from a nap & an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

reminder

[Unwinder @UnwinderH]

I'm not saying Mark Zuckerberg is a better person, but if you changed your name on Facebook to "Italian Mark Zuckerberg" and posted "I send a the calzone into the metaverse! Ohhhh!" he would never see it, and even if he did, he would not care, and would not do anything about it.

[Norm of the North @NormOfNorth]

norm has relapsed

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[hil @plume__]

i love to take ‘the devil’s nap’ (5pm-8pm)