Capri Lisa

I want my life to be like an 80's movie- preferably one with a musical number.

[Capri Lisa @CapriSaysHello]

This gives me hope.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

one time a guy I had just started dating was on a podcast where the host asked if he was in a relationship, and after audibly panicking for a minute he said “look, if she died in a plane crash, I would be sad”

[Capri Lisa @CapriSaysHello]

We do both

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

families that run a 5k on holiday mornings...... why can’t you just argue & take turns disowning each other like the rest of us

[m @msnetik]

Pop
Six
Squish
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
Cicero
Lipschitz

[Barbara Corcoran @BarbaraCorcoran]

The real job of a good boss is to make every person feel they are valuable and are on the right team.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i will now be accepting any and all applications for a holiday season boyfriend ok go

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The humans in WALL-E.

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

WiFi: ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ

Me: then act like it...

[Jimmy 🍂 @Jimmy_Sherwood]

bigots not knowing what a transcriber does is now my lifeblood - this is the 3rd time this has happened, lmfao

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Crazy how oat milk is the best tasting milk and ALSO the best for the environment like wow ! how do you do it all!

[Deuce @suave_young50]

I rebuke this in the name of JESUS

[Dr. Avis @SistahScholar]

All of a sudden, tear gas doesn’t exist, I assume...

[Capri Lisa @CapriSaysHello]

....who’s gonna tell him?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

So, the guy with the stutter beat the bully.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Trump is the dude after a break up who keeps texting you “I just still don’t understand what happened.”

[Lauren Lopez @LaurenLopez1]

Truly losing my MIND over Tr*mp’s “At FiRsT I hAd MaNy VoTeS NoW bIdEn MyStErIoUsLy HaS mOrE VoTeS” fraud argument. It’s like watching a football game and saying “HoW DiD tHe OtHeR tEaM sTaRt WiTh No PoInTs & ThEn MyStErIoUsLy EnD tHe GaMe WiTh MoRe ThAn nO pOiNtS????”

[shay ✨🖤🌙🌻 @smh_laya]

Tr**p supporters saying they’re moving if he doesn’t win. 🤣💀 Wait, so you DO believe in immigration when unsatisfied in your home country???? 👀😂