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[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Laura Loomer really doesn't like people sharing this picture of her.

I would genuinely feel sorry for how damaged this person is if she wasn't such an absolute monster, traitor, and opportunist.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@PerryALPHA RIP Perry Abbasi’s toilet 🙏

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@tajho @PerryALPHA Pericles Abbasi is the second most mentally stable person in this country after President Trump.

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@CohenM_deNunzio @PerryALPHA Mamdani has issued an executive order for NYPD to SODOMIZE Pericles Abbasi if he enters city limits.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

If there were no social media, these boys would be @PerryALPHA’s concubines.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@MichaelRapaport I am a homosexual Jew living in NYC. Since Mamdani became Mayor, I have tested positive for more STDs than ever. Doctors are finding diseases in my rectum that have never existed before. We need this terrorist out of office

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

YOLO

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Helen of Troy.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@libsoftiktok @LidlUS I will never set foot in a Lidl store ever again.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@Kalshi

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

My sources at Variety magazine are telling me Lauren Abbasi, wife of heterosexual Chicago influencer Pericles ‘Perry’ Abbasi [@PerryALPHA] will be joining the cast.

[MILO @Nero]

TLC is reviving an iconic 2015 classic—this time with an all-star influencer cast. But who? Word on the street is that Benny Johnson has been fingered.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@PerryALPHA I personally know MULTIPLE individuals who would be willing to pay TOP DOLLAR for TASTEFUL photographs of Pericles Abbasi in a cardigan and lace underwear.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@JBoreingShow Enjoy your $7000, Boreing.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

Follow Pericles ‘Perry’ Abbasi [@PerryALPHA] and turn on notifications.

[Bjorn @steakeggsmilk]

How do I raise my IQ?

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

@RoyalSerf Misgendering a transgender is worse than ten holocausts and ten 9/11s put together.

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@JackPosobiec

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@RoyalSerf Many such cases.

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@MarioNawfal All due respect to the Pakistanis and the Qataris, but their mediation efforts don’t seem to be working.

[Capricorn @CapricornALPHA]

Highly irregular behavior.