Caprie

Don’t talk to me if it’s not about music 🕺🏽🎶

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

I’m so grateful to be apart of this piece! Thank you @billboard @billboardcharts 🥹🗞️🩵

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[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

The fact that I’m still drunk is crazy 🫠

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The mall has absolutely nothing 😑

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I haven’t had a bob since I was 18yrs old but I kinda like it 💁🏽‍♀️

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

I’m excited for Bingo after dark 🌚

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I’m hurting from the waist down from horseback riding 🥴🐎

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How come my superpowers don’t work on you & me?!? 🦸🏽‍♀️🌟

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

I’m always attracting things 🙃

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

I’ll be gone before you let me down 🙂‍↔️✌🏽

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Plz don’t talk to me while I’m on the treadmill fighting for my life! 😭😫

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Do girls not work anymore?!? 👩🏽‍💼🤣

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Someone just told me that because I’m attractive, my company name, & the fact I need a terabyte of phone storage they assumed I do Onlyfans! I’ve been laughing for 10mins straight 😭😭😭😭😭

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

My nails are so long I can’t hold my dominoes this is a major problem 😩💅🏽

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Damn it’s not even noon & I just got robbed for my garage door repair 👨🏽‍🔧🕛

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

I just danced for 10+mins straight to the disco version of Diana Ross’s “Love Hangover” my weekend is complete 🕺🏽🪩✅

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Also kinda in shock that they think I could do that 🤣😩

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

My friend who’s been on the pageant board for 20+years just told me I should do pageants! I’m totally blushing 🤭🥰

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Remember when The Weeknd used to give us 7min songs & they slapped 😌🎶🔊

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

Miami 🏝️

[miguel Carey Fenty @miguelfenty]

@CaprieDotCom What city ?

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When my masc gay guy friends tell me stories about women hitting on them I’m on the floor every time 😭😭😭

[Caprie @CaprieDotCom]

This ain’t nothing to relate to 💁🏽‍♀️